Drunk Teen Girl Puts the Hurt on Santa

...and, Your Honor...at least she didn't stab him six times with an ice pick! That would have been bad.

Maybe he pulled on her beard first. Who knows. I'm just sayin'.

Just because the police are sayin' she done it don't mean she did. It was Santa that told police to say she done it. It's a done deal.
 
Once again she is an ADULT. 19 is not a child. Teen implies child.

Apparently, you've never watched teen porn.

Yeah......they're adults in years, but when they're in costume, they look like schoolgirls.

But, then again, what else can you expect from some straight laced asshole who is wrong?
 
And YOU have watched teen porn?

Lovely mug shot. They should post her pic on an 8x10 glossy on a naughty list behind Santa so all the children can see what happens when you assault Santa Claus.

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Hey.........18 - 80, blind, crippled or crazy........

If she's only got 1 leg? Stack books underneath her hip and do her doggy style over the kitchen sink!

And listen..........MOST men in America are interested in doing nasty things to young (legal) teens.

What else could possibly explain the hoopla over the Olsen twins turning 18?
 

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