Drunk Teen Girl Puts the Hurt on Santa

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    Wow. Guess she's screwed on Christmas Eve. Santa will just pass her by...
     
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    That nasty little girl, she was being naughty to see if Santa would spank her.
     
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    Once again she is an ADULT. 19 is not a child. Teen implies child.
     
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    Only to those of us who want to stay out of jail.
     
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    She'll clean up nicely and have a good future until the meltdown .
     
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    nine - teen
     
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    19 = NineTEEN

    Meaning this chick's still a teenager until she hits her 20th (Twentieth) birthday.

    Sorrry. EZ's right. The girl's still a TEEN, with legal adult rights and responsibilities.
     
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    ...and, Your Honor...at least she didn't stab him six times with an ice pick! That would have been bad.

    Maybe he pulled on her beard first. Who knows. I'm just sayin'.

    Just because the police are sayin' she done it don't mean she did. It was Santa that told police to say she done it. It's a done deal.
     
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    Apparently, you've never watched teen porn.

    Yeah......they're adults in years, but when they're in costume, they look like schoolgirls.

    But, then again, what else can you expect from some straight laced asshole who is wrong?
     

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