Drunk guy ACCIDENTALLY leaves baby in oven overnight

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    Ooops!!!

    Being drunk and stoned makes you forgetful...like where you left the keys, the remote, the baby, etc.

    Drunk, high dad leaves baby in oven overnight, police say - CNN.com

    I consider myself a responsible person. I NEVER leave my child in the oven for more than an hour.
     
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    As a loving drunk father I can tell you this is all about cooking time.

    Moderate, womb-like temp, no problem.

    Turkey during Thanksgiving and maybe there is an issue here.
     
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    Doesn't sound like he even tried to add any trimmings. You can't bake a baby without potatoes, carrots, cabbage and mushrooms!

    And you're right Xot, anything over an hour and you're talkin tough as hell!
     
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    I prefer rotisserie style.
     
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    I can't find my phone this morning.

    And I was sober last night
     
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    A 14 month old should be cooked one would cook veal.
     
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    I bet you'll find it after you take your morning shit.
     
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    I like children, but I couldn't eat a whole one.
     
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    Release of cranial pressure works wonders...... :eusa_whistle:
     
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    No, that was hours ago.

    I got a phone call. It was under some laundry.


    Old family story, my grand dad was born six weeks premature, back in the day when that was 90% fatal (roughly 1895 or so) The old fashioned wood stoves had a warming oven over the stove where you could keep stuff warm as the rest of the dinner cooked. It was about three feet over the stove and was heated by the exhaust pipe which passed through it. They put my grandpa in there and kept him warm until he was strong enough to be outside.

    The family doctor wrote an article about it for the medical journals of the time, so my grandpa was famous before he was a year old.
     

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