Drivin' dat Buick

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    Remembering my first time of drinking too much... I was 16..... Drank beer for the better part of the day, then later at a party, it was "boilermakers." I don't remember much after the first couple of those...Oh geez.... Woke up early next morning - covered with snow in a ditch near the house. How I got there, no way to know. It was at least 20 miles from where the party was.

    I was eating snow on the mile walk home.... Got there and immediately drank a ton of water.... BAD thing to do... Didn't take long for it to come back up in a sick wave of sick...

    The noise of me hugging that porcelain and puking of course woke the fam up. My step mom thought it was funny, said I was "drivin' that Buick."

    "Buick" being the sound made when someone is puking with the dry heaves.... BUUUUUUUUUUICK!

    Such misery.... And the promises both voiced and not of, "I'll never do that again."

    Promise was broken, only one other time though. Hurt just as much....

    Anyone else remember their first time "Drivin' dat Buick?"
     
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    Being a former member of the world's most powerful nuclear Navy, I can attest to several episodes of "road rage" that involved a Buick.
     
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    i can vividly recall wondering when i ate what it was i viewing..........
     
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    Should be nothing to view if you're truly drivin' da Buick. This is about the dry heaves from drinking way too much and NOT eating.
     
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    I remember begging God to make it stop. It was Jagermiester and beer that night. And the next morning, my wife who was my girl friend at the time was sick so I helped her to her ride. I asked if she was ok to drive and when she looked up to answer all the Jager and beer hit me just about ware my Adams apple is. Still smelled just like Jager. Ah, those were the days.
     
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    I used to go to AA meetings with a girlfriend years ago and heard the stories. I've never been drunk myself.
     
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    Years after my first incident I had a girlfriend who was reduced to crawling.... Odd it was. She got up from the couch and crawled to the bathroom. I found out through more such happenings and experience that women will typically crawl on all fours when over-inebriated. Men - stupid, prideful creatures that we are, never crawl when drunk. We just try to walk and get damaged from falling down.

    Women are far superior to men in many ways.

    Stay thirsty my friends.
     
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    I did that one time too, seriously.

    I did it with no coat to boot.

    It was like February and snowing n shit, probably 20 degrees outside, then I call my dad (Pay phone I'm 14/15?? at the time 1994) he pretty much tells me to fuck off for my ride so I walked it.

    Needless to say I made it obviously but I was a popsicle and my mother almost killed my dad for nearly killing me (a 14/15 year old)

    Oh, the journey was 2-3 miles .....With no coat in the middle of a blizzard.
     

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