~Drinking~

Dabs

~Unpredictable~
May 13, 2011
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~Tennessee~
An Irishman's been drinking at a pub all night.
The bartender finally says that the bar is
closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and
falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more
time, same result. He figures he'll crawl outside
and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober
him up. Once outside he stands up and falls flat
on his face. So he decides to crawl the 4 blocks
to his home and when he arrives at the door he
stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls
through the door into his bedroom. When he reaches
his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This
time he manages to pull himself upright but he
quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep
as soon as his head hits the pillow.
He awakens the next morning to his wife standing
over him shouting at him. "So, ya've been out
drinking again!!"
"What makes you say that?" he asks as he puts on
an innocent look.
"The pub called, ya left yer wheelchair there
again."
 

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