Drinking With A Texas Girl

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    A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a Texas Girl are in the same bar.

    When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,
    pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
    Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the Same
    one twice."

    The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
    glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
    He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
    need to drink out of the same one twice either.

    The Texas Girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in
    one draft, throws the glass into the air, pulls out her gun, and shoots
    the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar,
    and asking the bartender for a refill, she says, "In America we have so
    many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the
    same ones twice.
     
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    You got an address on her? I like her style.:badgrin:
     
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    I wish I did

    However I do not think I would share that information with you
     
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    Damn ... and here everybody thinks you and I are tight ....:rolleyes:
     
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    Gunny, with all due respect of course, I do not think we would warm to each other if we were cremated together
     
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    You're probably right. The second you said "Dems think ..." the third time in two minutes I'd twist your freakin' head off.:lol:
     
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    At least we do get along in a peaceful manner Gunny.

    BTW, who thinks we are tight?
     
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    We do? I mostly just ignore you.:lol:

    Every leftwingnut on the board that whines every time I don't say you're the worst thing to ever happen to a board, when from my POV, I've never seen so much leftwingnut propaganda on any one board in a long, LONG time.
     
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    Too late, I married her.
     
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    I thought we were friendly enemies :)

    The worst thing I do to libs is I disagree with them - that is an unforgivable sin

    Hell, I just referred a liberal friend of mine to the board
     

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