~Drinking At Work~

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    The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.

    1. ItÂ’s an incentive to show up.

    2. It reduces stress.

    3. It leads to more honest communications.

    4. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

    5. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

    6. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

    7. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

    8. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

    9. If someone does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.
     

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