Dr. Dirty... The John Valby Thread...

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    (To Somewhere over the rainbow)

    Somewhere, Under your pubies, By your thigh,
    Theres a Crab that I left there singing a lullaby.

    Somewhere by your clitoris, There's an Itch,

    It's a few of his family, picnicing in your snitch,

    They skip they jump they laugh they sing,

    the crabs run races underneth your pubies.

    They crawl they fight they drink all night,

    they even got a traffic light, inside, your, ass, hole,

    Somewhere, under your pubies, Crabs do chew,

    On a bearded clam appitizer but mostly they munch on you,

    If I get little crabbies bet your fuckin' ass your gonna, gett'em, too

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    Classic...

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    Oh yeah... Youtube...

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5if9vIC6Bm0]YouTube - John Valby - Skeeter On My Peter (Funny Song)[/ame]

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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaosKJBdX0Y&feature=related]YouTube - John Valby- Oh Bin Laden (a la Oh Susanna) -funny![/ame]

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    I can't believe Valby is still doing the same stuff I saw him do 35 years ago in Buffalo
     
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    Classic stuff... Contraband when I was Kid...

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