Dorito's Powder

[Gracie]

What is your recipe for making your own crispy chips?

 

[ChrisL]

I am answering under the assumption you are seriously asking. Of course I do. I eat fruits and citrus. But I pick them off the trees on my property. I eat potato chips too. But I make them from the potatoes I grow. And they taste better than anything that comes out of a bag.

Don't you have a job? Where do you find the time to do all of this "all naturale" stuff anyway?

Oops sorry. Having a garden is what normal people used to do. I forgot you folks in the modern drive through occupy generation call that 'naturale. My bad. We 'naturale' folks plant our gardens on the weekends when you have your heads buried up your iPhones tecting. We water them after work when you are playing WOW on your Xboxes. We cook our food when your lazy asses are sitting in the Taco Bell drive through.

Geez, did you grow that chip on your shoulder too?

 

[Darlene]

I am answering under the assumption you are seriously asking. Of course I do. I eat fruits and citrus. But I pick them off the trees on my property. I eat potato chips too. But I make them from the potatoes I grow. And they taste better than anything that comes out of a bag.

Don't you have a job? Where do you find the time to do all of this "all naturale" stuff anyway?

Oops sorry. Having a garden is what normal people used to do. I forgot you folks in the modern drive through occupy generation call that 'naturale. My bad. We 'naturale' folks plant our gardens on the weekends when you have your heads buried up your iPhones tecting. We water them after work when you are playing WOW on your Xboxes. We cook our food when your lazy asses are sitting in the Taco Bell drive through.

No need to be so insulting. You don't have to be a dick about things.

 

[Ringel05]

Actually it pretty much is. Not hard to do.

So, you never eat snacks or cereal or anything?

I am answering under the assumption you are seriously asking. Of course I do. I eat fruits and citrus. But I pick them off the trees on my property. I eat potato chips too. But I make them from the potatoes I grow. And they taste better than anything that comes out of a bag.

Well goodie for you. Now if you're finished these Doritos loving potheads would like to poison their bodies in peace.

I think I'll have some store bought potato chips and fat loaded hot dogs with fat loaded cheese...... at least the mustard and onions will be healthy.......

 

[TheOldSchool]

I want to stick my dick in Dorito mountain

 

[Politico]

No need to be so insulting. You don't have to be a dick about things.

The truth is not insulting. And I was quite nice until the third insult.

Geez, did you grow that chip on your shoulder too?

No I fried it in Peanut oil.

 

[Esmeralda]

So, you never eat snacks or cereal or anything?

I am answering under the assumption you are seriously asking. Of course I do. I eat fruits and citrus. But I pick them off the trees on my property. I eat potato chips too. But I make them from the potatoes I grow. And they taste better than anything that comes out of a bag.

Don't you have a job? Where do you find the time to do all of this "all naturale" stuff anyway?

That's exactly what I was thinking. I figure I'll be able to do stuff like that when I retire.

 

[rightwinger]

Would you buy it? And in what quantities?

Imagine cooking up some Cooler Ranch fried Chicken! Or some Doritos original Nacho Cheese seasoned burger patties!!! Or Sweet and Spicy Chili flavored WHATEVER!!!

GOOD LORD I'd have a whole section in my closet dedicated to that stuff!

Why won't they do it???? DAMMIT DORITOS DO IT!!!!!!!

A guy goes to the doctor and says "Doc my penis is turning orange!"
The Doctor says "I've never heard of anything like that, let me see"
So the guy pulls down his pants and the doctor says "You are right it is orange, maybe it is some chemical you are exposed to at work"
The guy says "But I don't work"
So the doctor asks "Then what do you do all day?"

The guy says " Eat Doritos and watch porn"

 

[jon_berzerk]

Would you buy it? And in what quantities?

Imagine cooking up some Cooler Ranch fried Chicken! Or some Doritos original Nacho Cheese seasoned burger patties!!! Or Sweet and Spicy Chili flavored WHATEVER!!!

GOOD LORD I'd have a whole section in my closet dedicated to that stuff!

Why won't they do it???? DAMMIT DORITOS DO IT!!!!!!!

you probably already do

 

[ChrisL]

No need to be so insulting. You don't have to be a dick about things.

The truth is not insulting. And I was quite nice until the third insult.

Geez, did you grow that chip on your shoulder too?

No I fried it in Peanut oil.

Oh please, you came into this thread with attitude as if you are better than others because you "grow your own food." Well guess what? You are not better.

Also, you made assumptions that I eat fast food (which I do NOT FYI). It just so happens that I eat my own home cooked meals because I despise fast food. Just because some people want to indulge in an unhealthy snack every now again does not mean you are better than they are, so climb on down off that pedestal you've placed yourself on and get real old man.

 

[ChrisL]

I am answering under the assumption you are seriously asking. Of course I do. I eat fruits and citrus. But I pick them off the trees on my property. I eat potato chips too. But I make them from the potatoes I grow. And they taste better than anything that comes out of a bag.

Don't you have a job? Where do you find the time to do all of this "all naturale" stuff anyway?

That's exactly what I was thinking. I figure I'll be able to do stuff like that when I retire.

I live in a townhouse with just a patio for a yard, so even if I did have the time and inclination to have a garden, I don't have anywhere to put one. My parents used to have one when I was little, and I would steal all the peas.

 

[Esmeralda]

Don't you have a job? Where do you find the time to do all of this "all naturale" stuff anyway?

That's exactly what I was thinking. I figure I'll be able to do stuff like that when I retire.

I live in a townhouse with just a patio for a yard, so even if I did have the time and inclination to have a garden, I don't have anywhere to put one. My parents used to have one when I was little, and I would steal all the peas.

I used to do that when I was a kid. My grandmother had a huge garden, and I remember being out in her rows of peas, with my cousins, picking them, splitting the pod open, and eating the peas right there and then. So sweet and tender they were!

 

[ChrisL]

That's exactly what I was thinking. I figure I'll be able to do stuff like that when I retire.

I live in a townhouse with just a patio for a yard, so even if I did have the time and inclination to have a garden, I don't have anywhere to put one. My parents used to have one when I was little, and I would steal all the peas.

I used to do that when I was a kid. My grandmother had a huge garden, and I remember being out in her rows of peas, with my cousins, picking them, splitting them open, and eating them right there and then. So sweet and tender they were!

I actually prefer raw peas to cooked ones! You are right, they are much more delicious and sweet when picked fresh from the garden.

 

[Ringel05]

I want to stick my dick in Dorito mountain

Food fetish?

 

[Darlene]

I want to stick my dick in Dorito mountain

Food fetish?

There's nothing wrong with a little kink.

 

[Ringel05]

I want to stick my dick in Dorito mountain

Food fetish?

There's nothing wrong with a little kink.

Uummmm...... looks wrong to me

 

[Darlene]

Food fetish?

There's nothing wrong with a little kink.

Uummmm...... looks wrong to me

That looks fucking painful. haha

 

[Darlene]

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