Don't tell anyone, but....

Red Walker

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LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA BE RICH, SUCKERS!!!

Nevermind that the cabana boy to the nephew of the ex-assistant to the ex-President of Nigeria screwed me over royally... this looks to be on the up-and-up!!

WOO FRICKIN' HOO!!!

Read 'em and weep fellers...

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Mr. JIM FRANK.
#5TH floor, Unit 70,
Park Royal Road, London
United Kingdom.


I am aware that this is certainly an unconventional approach to starting
a business relationship but I believe knowing each other starts from a
step of which I believe I am not making a mistake exposing this very
important business deal to you?

Firstly, let me identify myself without any intention of
equivocation, I am Mr. Graham Gammack, Financial Expert worked with
prime Banks here in United Kingdom, I will be happy if we can do
business together in good faith and this proposal will be of mutual
benefit for us. I have a transaction deal in the tune of
£560,000.000.00-[Five Hundred & Sixty Million British Pounds
Sterling} to be transferred to any possible safe account with your
good assistance. I have every possibility & advantages for the
proceeds of this account to be paid to you and then both of us can
share equal percentage meaning 50% for me and 50% to you. I am
really serious” can I trust you on this subject matter?

I had discussed this issue privately with the Top Bank Director
and he agreed to help and have instructed me to look for a
foreigner who can be trusted and capable to handle this
transaction so that we can secretly move this money out from UK
immediately basing on Investments plans in your Country. I
guarantee that this will be executed under a concrete special
arrangement that will protect us from any breach of law. I will
not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is
hitch-free and you should not entertain any fears as the required
arrangements have been made for the completion of this operation.

This money was secretly deposited and placed for an Investment
before the late holder died and none of his families or relatives
knows about this money, I came across this great fortune during an
annual pre-audition. If you can be trusted and capable to handle
this business with me in full confidence & trust, please send me the
following information for documentation preparation and also give me
your word of confidence that we will work as one team and I will get
in return what belongs to me after successful transmission this
operation :

(1). Full names:
(2). Private phone numbers:
(3). Current residential address:
(4). Occupation:
(5). Age and Sex:

{6}.Your Full Banking Coordinates as follows.

Bank Name:
Bank Address:
Account No:
Account Holder's Name:

More Information about yourself ETC.

I look forward hearing from you.
at my private email {Mr [email protected]}

Kind Regards.

Mr. JIM FRANK.
 
Excellent!

Graham Gammack is a great guy. He helped me get back my inheritance of $170,000,000.00 which my Uncle Dafusu J'Namaramamotalu was carrying with him when his plane went down in the Congo.

Best of luck!
 
Okey doke... but...

Only if I get to look into your eyes and touch your soul! :eusa_drool:

Look into my eyes ...

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;)
 
Okay.. I've gazed into your eyes and I don't know if I've touched your soul, but I seem to have this overwhelming desire to turn over my checkbook, credit cards, wash dishes, fold laundry, clean out the litter box, and vacuum while wearing only a thong and bowtie.... wtf have you done to me???
 
Okay.. I've gazed into your eyes and I don't know if I've touched your soul, but I seem to have this overwhelming desire to turn over my checkbook, credit cards, wash dishes, fold laundry, clean out the litter box, and vacuum while wearing only a thong and bowtie.... wtf have you done to me???

Offer to make her a steak, and she's yours.
 
Okay.. I've gazed into your eyes and I don't know if I've touched your soul, but I seem to have this overwhelming desire to turn over my checkbook, credit cards, wash dishes, fold laundry, clean out the litter box, and vacuum while wearing only a thong and bowtie.... wtf have you done to me???

Nothing much.

Well, you won't remember it in any case ...

Now, just keep looking into my eyes - my car needs detailed. :eusa_whistle:
 

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