you watch it too dipshit....you were sexually attracted to the guy who won...admit it....you wanna make him your bitch...
People over 60 watch American Idol?
Who knew?
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Don't be on the wrong side of history
- Thread starter Chris
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you watch it too dipshit....you were sexually attracted to the guy who won...admit it....you wanna make him your bitch...Damn ... my generation is full of braindead American Idol fans ...
People over 60 watch American Idol?
Who knew?
Eh....Harry, Christine wants to be the bitch of the other guy Just sayin...
Look out...Christine might neg you!!you are too fucking stupid for wordsPeople over 60 watch American Idol?
Who knew?
Ooops...False alarm!!!
Olbermann?! He's a fucking hack. The left's version of Hannity, who is also a hack. He's a failed sportscaster. I couldn't stand him when he worked in L.A. and I can't stand him now. You would be better served by skipping Olbermann, Hannity and their ilk and tuning in to QVC.
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plus you might find a good deal on some steak knives.....well Chrissy maybe some eyeliner....
Look out...Christine might neg you!!you are too fucking stupid for words
Ooops...False alarm!!!
Yep, it's really cool how every day there are fewer conservatives in the world.
Look at your guys...Ben Stein, Rush, OReilly, ....old farts all.
i guess that means your a right winger again Dude.....
Yes, I read too much ... thus why I know more of the picture than you do ... I read both sides.
Kitty....right now Chrissy is going..."BOTH sides?.....what a moron everyone knows there is only one side".....
you watch it too dipshit....you were sexually attracted to the guy who won...admit it....you wanna make him your bitch...People over 60 watch American Idol?
Who knew?
Eh....Harry, Christine wants to be the bitch of the other guy Just sayin...
i was just trying to let him be on top for once....
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- #228
Back to the the old Fakes News strawman again, I see.
Strawman?
Old people are more conservative politically.
Simple fact.
Nope, not a fact, political/social beliefs are cyclical, just like businesses. The Greatest Generation (more conservative) gave birth to a very liberal generation, Baby Boomers. Baby Boomers gave birth to a more conservative generation (my generation) Gen X. So on and so on and so on.
Right...
That's why Fox is most popular with the over 65 set.
And why Obama won big with those under 35.
Why do you make things up?
why do you just make this shit upStrawman?
Old people are more conservative politically.
Simple fact.
Nope, not a fact, political/social beliefs are cyclical, just like businesses. The Greatest Generation (more conservative) gave birth to a very liberal generation, Baby Boomers. Baby Boomers gave birth to a more conservative generation (my generation) Gen X. So on and so on and so on.
Right...
That's why Fox is most popular with the over 65 set.
And why Obama won big with those under 35.
Why do you make things up?
LOL
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You Stay Here While I Swim and Get Us Some Universal Health Care
Special Guest Commentary
by Senator Edward M. Kennedy (D-MA)
The statistics are sobering: the cost of American heath care is rising almost as fast as the cold, briny water bubbling up from our floorboards. So far we have already lost the 8-track player and several Vic Damone tapes, and if allowed to continue these trends threaten to engulf all of us within the Oldsmobile. We must quickly wake up and face the facts: inaction is no longer an option. That is why it is critical for the future of all the occupants that one of us swim off and get us some kind of free health care program. I nominate me.
Why me, you ask? As I explained to you back at the party, I am passionate about many things. Politics, sailing, the art of Leroy Niemann, Dewar's, my etchings. And let's not forget that sweet tight body of yours, which I must say looks stunning in the watery glow of the dashboard lights. But did I also mention my passion for universal heath care? Hey Baby, ol' Teddy Bear is all about that. As the Conscience of the Senate, I have led the fight to win comprehensive national medical benefits for you and other vulnerable Boiler Room Girls who have been denied coverage by their heartless employers. I fervently believe we're all on this boat together. Okay, Oldsmobile. Now, if you'll just let go of my arm, I'll make a break for it and continue the fight for your health care rights back at my lawyer's office.
Ow! Jesus! That fucking hurt! Come on now, Baby. Let's all just calm down, take a shallow breath, and look at our heath care predicament rationally. We obviously can't both stay here in our current plan, and if we both opt out of our windows at the same time it will sink the entire system. Even if we both made it out, there will be difficult questions and bureaucratic forms and red tape. Like I also told you back at the party, my wife doesn't understand me. And she sure as hell won't understand this.
Obviously the answer is some sort of window rationing system where one of us waits here while the other one swims for a comprehensive solution for both of us. Did I mention I was on the Pi Eta swim team? We won 3rd place at the Harvard Greek intramurals in '53. Ow! Fuck! Stop screaming your crazy bitch, you're using up the oxygen. See? I'm only thinking about what's best for you.
Look, I know you have misgivings about some aspects of my plan, but the time for debate is over. As a passionate advocate for health care reform, I will have the details and alibis worked out by the time I get to the Sherriff's station. As soon as I call my lawyer and get a couple cups of coffee, I will demand they dispatch rescue vehicles back here, with CPR-certified divers. I will demand that you receive an extremely private room in the best anonymous hospital. I will... holy shit! Get your hand off that fucking window switch!
Huh. How about that, looks like your side shorted out. Sadly, this is typical of Oldsmobile's shameful two-tier electric window standards, which is another one of my passions. As soon as this thing blows over, I am going to introduce legislation to mandate tough automotive buoyancy rules based on the European model. I don't care if it takes 40 years, every American will have access to free health care and Amphicars.
Okay, I can tell by the way you're thrashing it's obvious you're just not willing to listen to reason. So I'm just going to go now. I'm just weighing you down, and you deserve an air pocket you can call your own. But first, can you slide over a little bit? There's a bottle of Dewar's in the glove box and I've got a long walk ahead of me.
via iowahawk-- Regards, probus
Special Guest Commentary
by Senator Edward M. Kennedy (D-MA)
The statistics are sobering: the cost of American heath care is rising almost as fast as the cold, briny water bubbling up from our floorboards. So far we have already lost the 8-track player and several Vic Damone tapes, and if allowed to continue these trends threaten to engulf all of us within the Oldsmobile. We must quickly wake up and face the facts: inaction is no longer an option. That is why it is critical for the future of all the occupants that one of us swim off and get us some kind of free health care program. I nominate me.
Why me, you ask? As I explained to you back at the party, I am passionate about many things. Politics, sailing, the art of Leroy Niemann, Dewar's, my etchings. And let's not forget that sweet tight body of yours, which I must say looks stunning in the watery glow of the dashboard lights. But did I also mention my passion for universal heath care? Hey Baby, ol' Teddy Bear is all about that. As the Conscience of the Senate, I have led the fight to win comprehensive national medical benefits for you and other vulnerable Boiler Room Girls who have been denied coverage by their heartless employers. I fervently believe we're all on this boat together. Okay, Oldsmobile. Now, if you'll just let go of my arm, I'll make a break for it and continue the fight for your health care rights back at my lawyer's office.
Ow! Jesus! That fucking hurt! Come on now, Baby. Let's all just calm down, take a shallow breath, and look at our heath care predicament rationally. We obviously can't both stay here in our current plan, and if we both opt out of our windows at the same time it will sink the entire system. Even if we both made it out, there will be difficult questions and bureaucratic forms and red tape. Like I also told you back at the party, my wife doesn't understand me. And she sure as hell won't understand this.
Obviously the answer is some sort of window rationing system where one of us waits here while the other one swims for a comprehensive solution for both of us. Did I mention I was on the Pi Eta swim team? We won 3rd place at the Harvard Greek intramurals in '53. Ow! Fuck! Stop screaming your crazy bitch, you're using up the oxygen. See? I'm only thinking about what's best for you.
Look, I know you have misgivings about some aspects of my plan, but the time for debate is over. As a passionate advocate for health care reform, I will have the details and alibis worked out by the time I get to the Sherriff's station. As soon as I call my lawyer and get a couple cups of coffee, I will demand they dispatch rescue vehicles back here, with CPR-certified divers. I will demand that you receive an extremely private room in the best anonymous hospital. I will... holy shit! Get your hand off that fucking window switch!
Huh. How about that, looks like your side shorted out. Sadly, this is typical of Oldsmobile's shameful two-tier electric window standards, which is another one of my passions. As soon as this thing blows over, I am going to introduce legislation to mandate tough automotive buoyancy rules based on the European model. I don't care if it takes 40 years, every American will have access to free health care and Amphicars.
Okay, I can tell by the way you're thrashing it's obvious you're just not willing to listen to reason. So I'm just going to go now. I'm just weighing you down, and you deserve an air pocket you can call your own. But first, can you slide over a little bit? There's a bottle of Dewar's in the glove box and I've got a long walk ahead of me.
via iowahawk-- Regards, probus
Strawman?
Old people are more conservative politically.
Simple fact.
Nope, not a fact, political/social beliefs are cyclical, just like businesses. The Greatest Generation (more conservative) gave birth to a very liberal generation, Baby Boomers. Baby Boomers gave birth to a more conservative generation (my generation) Gen X. So on and so on and so on.
Right...
That's why Fox is most popular with the over 65 set.
And why Obama won big with those under 35.
Why do you make things up?
Me, make things up?
Project much?
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- #232
Nope, not a fact, political/social beliefs are cyclical, just like businesses. The Greatest Generation (more conservative) gave birth to a very liberal generation, Baby Boomers. Baby Boomers gave birth to a more conservative generation (my generation) Gen X. So on and so on and so on.
Right...
That's why Fox is most popular with the over 65 set.
And why Obama won big with those under 35.
Why do you make things up?
Me, make things up?
Project much?
Like I said, Obama killed McCain in the under 35 vote.
Do some reading...
Right...
That's why Fox is most popular with the over 65 set.
And why Obama won big with those under 35.
Why do you make things up?
Me, make things up?
Project much?
Like I said, Obama killed McCain in the under 35 vote.
Do some reading...
Under 35 is not the entire Gen Xers. Generation X - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Gen Dems: The Party's Advantage Among Young Voters Widens - Pew Research Center
Perhaps the most striking change since 2004 has come among voters born between 1956 and 1976 -- the members of Generation X and the later Baby Boomers. People in this age group tended to be more Republican during the 1990s, and the GOP still maintained a slight edge in partisan affiliation among Gen X and the late boomers in 2004 (47% identified with or leaned toward the GOP while 44% described themselves as Democrats or leaned Democratic).
And one election does change the core of the Gen X political beliefs. If you knew anything about Gen Xer's, the switch in votes was more to do with disaffection of Bush than it was for being in love w/Obama.
Age, Vote More Strongly Related in Obama-McCain Matchup
Obama didn't kill under 35 vote. It was 18-29. And that age group is right around the break between Gen X and Gen Y. Get it right next time.
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