Dominionist Governor Rick Perry Acknowledges Abuse of Power Allowing Austin to Secede from Texas

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    Examples of Globalization Dominionist Governor Rick Perry Acknowledges Abuse of Power Allowing Austin to Secede from Texas

    ...Perry felt that the dark rims would make him look a little smarter, noting that "Russell Westbrook looks like a genius and our state is proud of the OKC Thunder and the attention that team brings to Texas."

    Perry made no claims that the rims would make him look that much smarter as he feels he has gotten away with sub average intelligence for years, relying on red neck idiots to keep him in power. He acknowledges that he is smarter than they are and that is all that matters.

    He does feel some sorrow in letting Travis County go, because he looks to the Texas Chainsaw Massacres as proof that guns don't kill people, chainsaws do. Losing that state history does give Governor Perry regret.

    Perry also will bid goodbye to gays in the state who he likes privately if not publicly....
     
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    Perry is hoping that his support of Israel would permit Texas to become the first state of Israel, post Texas secession. It really isn't necessary, because revelations of Israel raiding the US defense department over the years reveals that the entire United States is Israel's first state.


    Yawn.........Anti Semite blogger...........Get the plank ready......
     
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    Now I am looking at his blog a little..................

    Riddle me this, in regards to the bail outs...........What was the real bailout shortly after the crash?????????
     
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    Even if it only has two legs??
     
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    I smell troll.

    Best not to feed it.
     
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    I'm just wondering how far he can go.
     
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    We could wheels and axles on the dog!

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    Is he Jewish?? Wait I see, he's half Jewish...
     

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