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A man was driving around the back woods of Montana, and saw a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale."He knocked on the door; and the owner appeared, telling him the dog is in the backyard.
The man walked into the backyard, and saw a nice-looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asked.
"Yep," the Lab replied.
After the man recovered from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he said "So, what's your story?"
The Lab looked up and said, "Well, I
discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping."
"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.
But the jetting around really tired me out,
and I knew I wasn't getting any younger, so
I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job
at the airport to do some undercover security,
wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies; and
now I'm just retired."
The man was amazed. He returned to the owner, and asked what he wanted for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the owner replied.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on
earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He's never been out of
the yard."
