Does the state have the right to ban masturbation?

[GodSaveAmerica]

They can ban it, might be kind of hard to enforce.

 

[nitroz]

Open your mouth or it's going in the eye.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Does the state have the right to ban masturbation?

Sperm are clearly

a) human - they aren't dog, cat, fish, ant or rodent, are they?

b) alive - there is a clear difference between alive and dead sperm

Therefore - does the state have the authority to regulate how and if men are allowed to masturbate, in the interest of protecting human life?

You fear that because your posts are a jerkoff

Go Crosstard, go Crosstard, go . . . hey, why don't you type so well? Is it hairy palms? You sure are blind, or at least stupid. Don't fear the law, Crosstard, you did the damage, already, so if jerking does get banned, you can't get ex post facto'd.

Lessee, 450,000 elected officials, countless appointed schmucks and lying lawyers, in a circle of jerk, and a military industry, which wars, whenever the CIA or Congress starts trouble, and Presidents lie, hmmm. I wonder what we should call all that.

Could it be circle-jerking? How about tooling, for the 1%? Would you believe wanking? I don't think they'll make the jerk illegal. Crosstard will just get lost in a closet, and no matter how much we snitch out his Jesus-jerk, he'll get away with it.

Try Christian Mingle, Crosstard.

You're projecting. You're the one who is repressing his homosexuality because you've been told it's "bad"

 

[Liability]

They can ban it, might be kind of hard to enforce.

You lose. Hands down.

 

[daveman]

Does the state have the right to ban masturbation?

Sperm are clearly

a) human - they aren't dog, cat, fish, ant or rodent, are they?

b) alive - there is a clear difference between alive and dead sperm

Therefore - does the state have the authority to regulate how and if men are allowed to masturbate, in the interest of protecting human life?

 

[Liability]

Forget the States. Now the author of this thread's OP has to worry that the Federal Government is going to TAX it.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Does the state have the right to ban masturbation?

Sperm are clearly

a) human - they aren't dog, cat, fish, ant or rodent, are they?

b) alive - there is a clear difference between alive and dead sperm

Therefore - does the state have the authority to regulate how and if men are allowed to masturbate, in the interest of protecting human life?

Did you never take 8th grade biology? Sperm are cells. Yes, they're 'alive' but not in the sense of being sentient. They're alive in the same sense blood cells are. Wanna protect blood cells too?

Yes, live sperm cells look like tadpoles. Literally. But they're not autonomous living beings, they're just cells. Out of the body in an aquarium they don't live, reproduce, and make little sperms. They just die. Thus are not 'alive' in the sense that they deserve legal recognition and protection.

Does the state have...NO!

 

[Youch]

Does the state have the right to ban masturbation?

Sperm are clearly

a) human - they aren't dog, cat, fish, ant or rodent, are they?

b) alive - there is a clear difference between alive and dead sperm

Therefore - does the state have the authority to regulate how and if men are allowed to masturbate, in the interest of protecting human life?

Dogs, cats, fish and rodents don't have sperm? How do they fertilize eggs then?

Sperm are alive in the sense that cells are alive.

What s dumb topic.