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Arrested this week for allegedly masturbating while seated next to a teenage girl on an airplane flight, the 50-year-old suspect told police that he was actually massaging and itching himself because he had spilled Tabasco sauce on his penis.
When confronted by cops, Escamilla denied exposing himself. I wasnt out, I wasnt hanging out, he claimed. As reported by Officer Chris Reese, Escamilla explained to me that he had spilled Tabasco sauce or something similar on his penis and had an incredible itch. He was rubbing his groin, Escamilla explained, because it was the worst itch in the world. Escamilla said he tried to be discreet by covering himself with his laptop, but that the girl must have suspected something.
According to an online biography, Escamilla is an accomplished physical therapist who holds a Ph.D. and has worked as a professor at Duke University and California State University. Escamilla currently works as research director at the Florida orthopedics and sports medicine institute founded by Dr. James Andrews, the noted surgeon whose clientele has included Michael Jordan, Peyton Manning, Charles Barkley, Jack Nicklaus, Roger Clemens, and Drew Brees.
Flier Blames Tabasco Spill For Lewd Act | The Smoking Gun