I-slam condones theft if you use the stolen materials to blow shit up for Al-lah. That means that you can steal food, gas, clothing, bombs, booze, chicken...pretty much anything as long as you blow some shit up later.
So can a person steal a chicken sandwich or an ice cream cone?
Yes. According to the Koran, he can steal because he will need to use that material to have the energy to blow some shit up later. Also, he can pleasure himself with a goat if he likes.
For whatever reason, Al (that's what I call Allah- he's pretty informal since he's made up) likes to see explosions.
So can a person steal a chicken sandwich or an ice cream cone?
Yes. According to the Koran, he can steal because he will need to use that material to have the energy to blow some shit up later. Also, he can pleasure himself with a goat if he likes.
For whatever reason, Al (that's what I call Allah- he's pretty informal since he's made up) likes to see explosions.