Do you keep a pet bird in a cage?

[Paulie]

If so, how the fuck do you manage to look at it everyday and not feel like a sadistic asshole?

The bird is supposed to be outside flying around and having sex.

 

[Mr. H.]

Got a finch, maybe 5 years old now. No I don't feel guilty at all. But then, sex with the bird is a little tricky.

 

[Douger]

mine free fly during the day and crash in here at night.
It even has a mist system and it's own septic tank.