Do Libs or Cons have more fun?

[Wonky Pundit]

I decided to take a stab at answering this question objectively, by drawing up two lists of fun things that each group does.

Conservatives
Watch FOX
Shoot things
Eat greasy, fried foods


Liberals
Watch comedy
Have lots of experimental sex
Eat funky mushrooms


Please help contribute to the accuracy of this analysis by adding your own items.