Do Democrats Suck?

[eagleseven]

Republicans Kind of Suck … Which Is Why They Will Win Huge in November

Now let’s look at what led us to the political situation we’re in. During the second term of the Bush presidency people just got fed up with Republicans. They were idiots, they were no good at the whole fiscal conservatism thing (which is sort of the whole point of them), we had these wars that seemed to be going nowhere, and the economy was beginning to fail. They sucked, and people were sick and tired of them.

Thus people turned to the Democrats. And Obama.

Let’s just say they also sucked.

AMERICANS: “So, the economy is pretty bad and there’s high employment. You think you can do something about that?”

DEMOCRATS AND OBAMA: “We can spend a trillion dollars we don’t have on pork and stuff.”

AMERICANS: “No … that’s not what we want. We’d really like you not to do that.”

DEMOCRATS: “You’re stupid. We’re doing it anyway.”

AMERICANS: “That’s not going to help us get jobs!”

DEMOCRATS: “Sure it will; millions of them … though they may be invisible. You’ll have to trust us they exist. And guess what else we’ll do: We’ll create a giant new government program to take over health care.”

AMERICANS: “That has nothing to do with jobs!”

DEMOCRATS: “We don’t care about that anymore. We really want a giant new health care program. We’re sure you’ll love it.”

AMERICANS: “Don’t pass that bill. You hear me? Absolutely do not pass that bill.”

DEMOCRATS: “Believe me; you’ll love it. It has … well, I don’t know what exactly is in the bill, but we’re sure it’s great.”

AMERICANS: “Listen to me: DO. NOT. PASS. THAT. BILL.”

DEMOCRATS: “You’re not the boss of me! We’re doing it anyway!”

AMERICANS: “Look what you did! Now the economy is way worse, we’re even deeper in debt, and we have a bunch of new laws we don’t want!”

DEMOCRATS: “You’re racist.”

AMERICANS: “Wha … How is that racist?”

DEMOCRATS: “Now you’re getting violent! Stop being violent and racist, you ignorant hillbillies! And remember to vote Democrat in November.”

Bush and friends sucked.

Obama and friends suck.

 

[Dr.House]

They suck and they blow...

 

[iamwhatiseem]

They both suck.
And we are why they suck.

People flocked to Obama last year; they however voted for a man they did not fully understand. Fear has a way of doing that to people, it makes them all too easy to sway in the other direction - even if that direction is no better than the old one.

Insert coin for another try.

 

[uscitizen]

All politicians suck.

 

[Paulie]

All politicians suck.

Except for Tray Grayson of course.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

All politicians suck.

Sort of.
They don't all suck, I think many of them enter into politics and genuinely want to do what is right. But then the mountain of temptations come pouring in - and they realize that people don't want the right thing - they just want to hear you say the right thing.
History is crystal clear on this.

 

[topspin]

Palin will fix it in 12

 

[uscitizen]

All politicians suck.

Except for Tray Grayson of course.

Ohh he sucks too, just not as bad as Randy Paul.

Libertarians support the EPA right?

 

[Paulie]

All politicians suck.

Except for Tray Grayson of course.

Ohh he sucks too, just not as bad as Randy Paul.

You really vote for people you think suck, huh?

 

[Dr.House]

Those who haven't been elected haven't proven their suckiness yet...

Those who are being kicked to the curb already have proven their suckiness...

It's nice to get rid of the suckiness you know of...

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Palin will fix it in 12

...

 

[uscitizen]

Except for Tray Grayson of course.

Ohh he sucks too, just not as bad as Randy Paul.

You really vote for people you think suck, huh?

Yeah, not much to pick from is there?

 

[Two Thumbs]

OK then.

Lets try something else. Or another party. something else will require bloodshed. not enough people are ready to kill for thier rights. (at least not yet. muah ha ha)

 

[The Rabbi]

Not enough of them. Just ask Barney Frank!

 

[Big Black Dog]

The question is, "Do Democrats Suck?"
The answer is "Yes."
However, don't get too excited because Republicans suck too.