Dinner Conversation Gone Wrong...

[Sandy73]

DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG...



>> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
>> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
>>
>> WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
>> HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
>>
>> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
>> HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
>>
>> WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
>> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
>>
>> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
>> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
>>
>> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
>> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
>>
>> WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?
>> HUSBAND: "I guess so."
>>
>> WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
>> HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
>>
>> WIFE: - - - silence - - -
>>
>> HUSBAND: "S -- t."