Ding Dong the Thong is Dead!

[uscitizen]

Professional man???

 

[asaratis]

Me too. I never got into the thong.

Too small for ya, huh?

Reminded me of dental floss for the butt crack. Those "no seam" undies are great too.

The "no-see-'em" undies work well....and the edible undies are delicious!

 

[goldcatt]

Here, I found this pic of Goldcatt for ya!


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Close, but you'd never catch me in that shirt.

 

[kwc57]

It's not the size, it's the length and proportion. For a short woman with a longer torso and shorter legs they tend to fall at a very funny place at both the "waist" and the leg. Which equals the dreaded panty lines, as well as not being very comfortable. Sometimes less is more.

Perhaps you should post pictures and let us give you our professional "man" opinions.

But nice try!

Sorry. The hormones kick in and........well, you can't blame a guy for trying.

 

[eagleseven]

Tried a thong once. There is no point to them. I agree, just go commando in lieu of a thong.

Problem: Male Dangly Bits + Commando + Jeans = Pain

 

[kwc57]

Tried a thong once. There is no point to them. I agree, just go commando in lieu of a thong.

Problem: Male Dangly Bits + Commando + Jeans = Pain

I've never had a problem. I just tuck the little guy out of the way down my pants leg about halfway to me knee and zip up.

 

[Harry Dresden]

i for one would like to see EVERYONE of you ladies in a thong.....to the guys here.....get lost....ill handle this....

 

[PixieStix]

What is the point in a thong, just go natural

 

[dilloduck]

because purple thongs rock

 

[PixieStix]

because purple thongs rock

You wear them then

 

[PixieStix]

Thongs are meant to be worn for approximately 3 seconds

 

[dilloduck]

because purple thongs rock

You wear them then

you think I would let someone else touch them ???

 

[Si modo]

Tried a thong once. There is no point to them. I agree, just go commando in lieu of a thong.

Problem: Male Dangly Bits + Commando + Jeans = Pain

No dangly bits + jeans = no problem.

 

[dilloduck]

Tried a thong once. There is no point to them. I agree, just go commando in lieu of a thong.

Problem: Male Dangly Bits + Commando + Jeans = Pain

No dangly bits + jeans = no problem.

I hope you get your hairs caught in your zipper for bragging like that

 

[geauxtohell]

A little more than 10 years ago, the Macarena was a hit, the Rachel haircut was in, and wearing a thin strip of fabric between your butt cheeks was considered daringly sexy. Thankfully, the dance is now socially unacceptable, and those layers have grown out. But what about the thong? Although our love for it has endured, its popularity appears to be fading, and recent figures show another style is taking over. We conducted an investigation to find out how thongs went from hot to not and target the man-melting undies you must own now.

Most boy shorts have a seam running down the middle of the butt, which accentuates the curvature of the bum for any body, giving the illusion of a Kardashian–style keister, says Campello. And even seamless boy shorts enhance your bootyliciousness by exposing the very bottoms of your cheeks.

The final thing the boy short has going on that the thong doesn't? It doesn't give you a permanent wedgie — it's actually comfortable. And can we just say boo-yah to that?
Boy Shorts Trend - Cosmopolitan.com

Boo-yah...

Bullshit. The thong isn't dead until I say it's dead.

 

[geauxtohell]

a lot of men will be crying. A lot of parents rejoicing.

But I can understand how most women wouldn't wanna wear butt floss.

"Whale Tail"
"T-bar"............

 

[Si modo]

Problem: Male Dangly Bits + Commando + Jeans = Pain

No dangly bits + jeans = no problem.

I hope you get your hairs caught in your zipper for bragging like that

Hairs? What hairs?

 

[geauxtohell]

Here, I found this pic of Goldcatt for ya!


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Now you've done it. Certain dudes on here are going to believe you, and Goldcatt doesn't need anymore rep.

 

[dilloduck]

No dangly bits + jeans = no problem.

I hope you get your hairs caught in your zipper for bragging like that

Hairs? What hairs?

You owe me for that set up ya know !

 

[Againsheila]

A little more than 10 years ago, the Macarena was a hit, the Rachel haircut was in, and wearing a thin strip of fabric between your butt cheeks was considered daringly sexy. Thankfully, the dance is now socially unacceptable, and those layers have grown out. But what about the thong? Although our love for it has endured, its popularity appears to be fading, and recent figures show another style is taking over. We conducted an investigation to find out how thongs went from hot to not and target the man-melting undies you must own now.

Most boy shorts have a seam running down the middle of the butt, which accentuates the curvature of the bum for any body, giving the illusion of a Kardashian–style keister, says Campello. And even seamless boy shorts enhance your bootyliciousness by exposing the very bottoms of your cheeks.

The final thing the boy short has going on that the thong doesn't? It doesn't give you a permanent wedgie — it's actually comfortable. And can we just say boo-yah to that?
Boy Shorts Trend - Cosmopolitan.com

Boo-yah...

When someone today say's "thong" I still think of what are now called "flip flops". We used to wear "bell bottoms" now they're flair legs. Hip huggers are now called low riders....change the name of something and people seem to think it's "new".