Did You Hear france Selling All Their Guns?

[007]

Yup. france in having a huge gun auction. Most guns in excelent to mint shape.... they've only been dropped once.

 

[padisha emperor]

Sad.....It must be the third or fourth time I see this joke...




Want a joke ?


A man come to paradise. he saw St. Peter, aand behind him, thousands and thousands of clocks.
he ask St Peter about these clocks
- oh, these clocks, answers the holy man, these are the clocks of the stupidity. Every human beeing has one. And every time the person says something stupid, the hour progress on the clock.
- ooooh, ok...
- look : here is the clock of mother Theresa. It's on 12 o'clock. She never said something stupid, so the switch of the clocks never moved, never turned. And this one is the clock of Benjamin Franklin. His clock is on 5 o'clock. So, it means he said 5 stupid things.
- ok, I understand....only for my personnal curiosity, where is the clock of George W. Bush ?
- Jesus took it in his office, to use it as ventilator.

 

[archangel]

Confucius said:"Man who fly upside down bound to have Hairy crackup!"

Dedicated to those who claim to be Buddist in this board! :funnyface

 

[Avatar4321]

Confucius said:"Man who fly upside down bound to have Hairy crackup!"

Dedicated to those who claim to be Buddist in this board! :funnyface

What on earth does Confucious have to do with Budhism? I think you are mixing your eastern philosophies.

 

[archangel]

What on earth does Confucious have to do with Budhism? I think you are mixing your eastern philosophies.

I was just bored and taking a break from politics...geeeez!

 

[007]

Sad.....It must be the third or fourth time I see this joke...

Yes it is sad. You french have little to be proud of.

 

[padisha emperor]

Yes it is sad. You french have little to be proud of.

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