Did You Ever Wonder?

crazybuoy

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Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
 
How about more important questions.

Why does a judge wear a black robe ?
Where did the word "bench" come from ?
Why do you go to "court" to see the judge at the "bench" ?
Who was the first "law breaker" ?

Why go graduates wear those funny square caps ?
Why is a smart person called " bright" ?
Why do you have a wedding "ring" , class " ring", ear "rings" ?

If anyone can answer those questions, without Googlingg for hours, you are probably not a brainwashed fuck.
If you cant ? You are.
 
Can you cry under water?

Probably not. Depends on the psi of the water v the psi of your tear ducts.

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Important enough to the perp to demand pre-planning.

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Because that's where we leaves our money?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

The international PAN conspiracy.

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

If you're going to give me you unsolicited opinions I expect to be paid for listening to them.

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

The Pharoahs of Egypt planned ahead for that eventuality.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Try making a round box sometime.

What did cured ham actually have?

I don't know but pigs apparently die from it a LOT!

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Not sure, but wheels on luggage certainly seems like the more useful techological advance.

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Maybe they mean the shat themselves?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Because justice is blind, naturally

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Not if you bring a note in from Dr. Pepper.

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Because you cannot turn a movie off but you can walk out of the theater?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Distance makes the heart grow fonder?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

If a swimsuit competition was part of the electoral process, I'd wager that might change.

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

There's a limit to how much disgusting nudity even Doctors can endure.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

411

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

And why is it a pantie raid when the winner is the person who snatched the most panties?
 
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Why do Police always ask you "Do you know why I pulled you over?" I thought they were suppose to know :eusa_eh:
 

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