Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring? A. A thief. Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill? A. You can get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q. What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'. Q. How do you keep the Detroit Lions out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post.