Deployment to France.

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    Got in an email today..........


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    President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed-off teenagers, Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little maggots. "If the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now," said Bush.

    Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to five Marines to get things under control. The general admitted that five Marines may be overkill, but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene.
    He stated, though, that he was having a hard time finding even one Marine who would volunteer to help the French out for a third time.

    President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them.

    "The less they stand out, the better," he said.
     
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    looks like it cut out the pregnant marine line.
     

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