Democratic National Convention Schedule

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DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION


AGENDA SCHEDULE

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony introduced by Jane Fonda.
6:15pm - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton.
6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbara Streisand.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:20pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same sex).
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00pm - Nomination of democratic candidate.

Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary
home from the convention ?
 
Originally posted by lilcountriegal
Why humor? Sounds about right to me..

;) :p:

I guess hanoi jane fonda burning the American flag is funny to some. :rolleyes:
 

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