Democratic "Fibs"

[Conservative]

(insert everything any Democrat ever promised)

 

[Cuyo]

(insert everything any Democrat ever promised)

I just never get tired of that damn owl.

Don't quit your day job.

 

[rdean]

A Democrat said, "Good Morning" to a Republican.

An hour later it started raining.

The Republican said, "That lying Democrat. He PROMISED it was going to be a good morning".

 

[Conservative]

(insert everything any Democrat ever promised)

I just never get tired of that damn owl.

Don't quit your day job.

 

[Conservative]

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

You guys can be funny at times.................................

 

[Charles_Main]

You guys can be funny at times.................................

Well everyone But Rdean, He just makes me feel sorry for him.

 

[Mr.Owl]

Its strange that theres more posts here than on the Repub fib thread, yet no actual "fibs" have been reported

 

[Conservative]

Its strange that theres more posts here than on the Repub fib thread, yet no actual "fibs" have been reported

that's the point... that threads like this are stupid, worthless and should be made fun of/have fun with.

 

[auditor0007]

Damn Obama, he said he was going to bring change to Washington and all he did was to continue cutting taxes.

 

[Conservative]

Damn Obama, he said he was going to bring change to Washington and all he did was to continue cutting taxes.

President Barack Obama says he didn't raise taxes once.

Obama said, "I didn't raise taxes once." But we've documented numerous instances when he has. He's has signed off on small tax cuts for most taxpayers, but that doesn't change the fact that he's also approved several tax increases. So we rate his statement False.

 

[francoHFW]

He said no tax hikes on the NON rich. Still waiting for a lie, Pub dupes...Your ignorance and stupidity are scary. tyvm

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

He said no tax hikes on the NON rich. Still waiting for a lie, Pub dupes...Your ignorance and stupidity are scary. tyvm

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-twUCEfzrDk&feature=player_detailpage]Rush Hour - YouTube[/ame]

 

[francoHFW]

Meanwhile, eveything pubs say is BS... Pub Dupes!! possibly ALL just racists, only thing that makes sense...ya know???

 

[Wicked Jester]

We know how to create jobs.

We value life, really we do.

Unemployment wont rise above 8%.

He's just a guy fom the neighborhood.

I never had sexual relations with that woman.

My computer was hacked, I never sent those pictures.

I did not cheat on my cancer stricken wife.

We'll be out of Iraq by the end of next year if you elect me.

The cops acted stupidly.

The jobs plan is paid for.

The stimulus saved jobs.

Green energy policies will create jobs right away.

Fannie and Freddy are perfectly fine.

I can't guarantee the money will be there.

They are trying to throw grandma off the cliff.

No federal dollars will be used to fund abortions.

The healthcare bill will pay for itself.

Obamacare is not a new tax.

I'll cut deficit in half by the end of first year.

Most transparent administration in history.

Guantanamo will be closed by end of first year.

Didn't know Jeremiah was an anti-american racist.

All legislation will be posted on internet before being signed.

I'll get rid of earmarks

My father served in WW2.

My wife didn't mean what she said about not being proud of her country.

I barely know Rezko.

I'll get rid of earmarks.

No earmarks in the stimulus.

It will be a matter of days. Not weeks, months, or years.

We have run out of places in the US to drilll for oil.

If you like the healthcare plan you have, you can keep it.

My church is like any other Christian Church.

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will do to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution Of The United States.".....Barack Hussein Obama, on January 20th 2009, telling the biggest lie so far.

 

[francoHFW]

Nope!

 

[syrenn]

(insert everything any Democrat ever promised)

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSDAXGXGiEw]Bill Clinton: I Did Not, Have, Sexual, Relations, with THAT Woman, Monica Lewinsky - YouTube[/ame]

 

[francoHFW]

Made BJ's acceptable...but that was the last century, and we're talking politics fcs...and good night, suckers...no pun intended...LOL

 

[Londoner]

How about the Rightwing fib about the Great Depression -

the one about how government spending didn't bring us out of the depression.

Psst: what was WWII? The government spent more than 100% of the GDP. It poured money into war manufacturing (government jobs)....

And created the greatest government stimulus ever.

 

[Conservative]

Meanwhile, eveything pubs say is BS... Pub Dupes!! possibly ALL just racists, only thing that makes sense...ya know???

Meanwhile, eveything dims say is BS... Dim Dupes!! possibly ALL just racists, only thing that makes sense...ya know???