Democrat, Republican or Texan

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  1. Sandy73
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    Democrat, Republican or Texan

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
    Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner,
    locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.
    You're carrying a Smith & Wesson revolver and you are an expert shot. You
    have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

    Democrat's Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
    look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
    him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the
    kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
    his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have
    an appropriate safety built intoit? Why am I carrying a loaded gun and what
    kind of message does this send to society and my children? Is it possible
    he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or
    would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold
    on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so
    confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to
    come to a conclusion.


    Republican's Answer:

    BANG!



    Texan's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click click click...
     
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    wrong wrong wrong, the texans answer would be this....


    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    your turn honey,

    wife:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
     
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    You must carry a speed loader DK. :D
     
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    nah, I never cared for revolvers. I've got a semi-auto. :thup:
     
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    I've got a 9mm Beretta myself, with hollow point rounds. Anyone breaking into my house will get the Texas Treatment! :thup:
     
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    I prefer a pair of chopsticks and a hole punch.

    -Dont ask.

    :D
     
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    I've got a chopstick and two peas.
     
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    I have a shotgun. In a pinch, I can disassemble the shotgun in about 3 seconds and use the barrel as a rather wicked club.
     
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    or maybe...

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    your turn honey,

    husband:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!


    :clap1:
     
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    I don't know that there is a more distinctive sound in the world as a shell being chambered in a 12 gauge pump action.......

    It would definitely get my attention.

    :)
     

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