Democrat, Republican, or Southerner?

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  1. USMCDevilDog
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    > Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
    > Here is a little test that will help you decide.
    > The answer can be found by posing the following
    > question:
    > You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
    > and two small children.
    > Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
    > comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
    > screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
    > knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock
    > cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
    > seconds before he reaches you and your family. What
    > do you do?
    >
    > ............ ...................................................
    >
    > Democrat's Answer:
    > Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
    > Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
    > Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
    > Could we run away?
    > What does my wife think?
    > What about the kids?
    > Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
    > the knife out of his hand? What does the law say
    > about this situation?
    > Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
    > Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
    > of message does this send to society and to my children?
    > Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
    > Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
    > content just to wound me?
    > If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
    while he
    > was stabbing me?
    > Should I call 9-1-1?
    > Why is this street so deserted?
    > We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and
    > make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such
    behavior.
    > This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
    few
    > days and try to come to a consensus.
    > .............................................................
    >
    >
    > Republican's's Answer:
    > BANG!
    >
    > ..............................................................
    >
    > Southerner's Answer:
    > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    > BANG!
    > BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
    > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    > BANG! Click
    > Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
    > Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
    > Son: Can I shoot the next one!
    > Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
     
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    Definately a Southerner, I may live in the North now, but I was born and bread in the South.

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    lol good one!



    I guess I'm just a 'republican'.
     

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