death in the Holy Land

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    > A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to
    > the Holy
    > >Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
    > >
    > >The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for
    > $5,000,
    > >or
    > >you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."
    > >
    > >The man thought about it and told him he would just have her
    > shipped
    > >home.
    > >
    > >The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
    > >mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried
    > here and
    > >spend only $150.00?"
    > >
    > >The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago, was buried
    > here, and
    > >three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that
    > >Chance."
    > >
     

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