Dear Tide:

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    Dear Tide:





    I am writing to say
    what an excellent product
    you have.
    I've used it all of my married life,
    as my Mom always told me
    it was the best.
    Now that I am in my middle years,
    I find it even better!
    In fact, about a month ago,
    I spilled some red wine
    on my new white blouse.
    My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me
    about how clumsy I was,
    and generally started becoming
    a pain in the neck.

    One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood
    on my new white blouse!
    I grabbed my bottle
    of Tide with bleach alternative,
    to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

    In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday
    told me that the DNA tests
    on my blouse were negative.

    Then my attorney called
    and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

    What a relief!
    Going through menopause
    is bad enough without being
    a murder suspect!
    I thank you, once again,
    for having a great product.

    Well, gotta go.
    I have to write to
    the Hefty bag people.
     
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    Funny stuff girl
     
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    Dear Veg-o-matic,

    Regarding the recent disappearance of my wife.

    Thank you.

    Widower to be

    PS.

    Please also extend my thanks to the Ginzu knives, folks.
     
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