Dear Leader

More proof that nutters are really, really funny. Really.

Well....ya' gotta figure.....they never (really) made the transition (from NASCAR fans....to politics), until we'd elected our first Black President.

I'm sure it was (merely) a coincidence.
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"O yea, well the jerk store called and said they were running out of you.":)

And, you, Dutch, were their best customer.

ZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

There is no bottom to the well of wit that nutters have dug. No bottom, I tell ya!

If my quoting a line from "Seinfeld" was at the bottom, so was Dutch quoting a line from same.

You are probably too young to remember.
 
More proof that nutters are really, really funny. Really.

Well....ya' gotta figure.....they never (really) made the transition (from NASCAR fans....to politics), until we'd elected our first Black President.

I'm sure it was (merely) a coincidence.
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Mr Shaman,

You are not given the respect you deserve here. Happy Obama New Year to you.
 
All of these Zombies flock the thread to mock and show anger over a joke yet will throw up John Stewart all day long , David Letterman who called Sarah Palins daughter a whore.. that was funny, remember?

LIARS, HYPOCRITES.
Yeah....sure he did......

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QVzYAWkKo]Letterman Rips Sarah Palin And Her Daughter - YouTube[/ame]
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRM-XTgeb9M]David Letterman's Joke About Sarah Palin's Daughter - YouTube[/ame]
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHmiiggsUHQ]Countdown with Keith Olbermann-Sarah Palin a delusional lunatic 6-12-09 (Part 1 of 4) - YouTube[/ame]

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.....But, if LadyGunSlinger wants to make it all about Snookie Palin.....


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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DEBgDgVcUU]Keith Olbermann Special Comment: Sarah palin is an idiot! - YouTube[/ame]

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I was having a pleasant dinner this evening and excused myself to visit the "facilities". Upon finishing my business I turned toward the sink and noticed a sign that read EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HANDS.

I waited for what must have been 10 minutes and no employee ever showed up to wash my hands, so I took care of it myself.

Believe me, management heard my complaint....:D

HaPpY NeW YeAr!!!!!
Yeah.....THAT was funny!!!!!!!

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Here's another.......

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2003

Three Texas surgeons were arguing about who had the greatest skill.

The first began, "Three years ago, I reattached three fingers on a pianist. He went on to give a recital for the Queen of England."

The second replied, "That's nothing. I attended a man in a car accident. All his arms and legs were severed from his body. Two years after I reattached them, he won three gold medals for field events in the Olympics."

The third said, "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He was high on pot and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into a freight train traveling at 100 miles per hour. All I had to work with was the horse's ass and a ten gallon hat. Two years ago he became President of the United States."
 
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All of these Zombies flock the thread to mock and show anger over a joke yet will throw up John Stewart all day long , David Letterman who called Sarah Palins daughter a whore.. that was funny, remember?

LIARS, HYPOCRITES.
Yeah....sure he did......

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QVzYAWkKo]Letterman Rips Sarah Palin And Her Daughter - YouTube[/ame]
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRM-XTgeb9M]David Letterman's Joke About Sarah Palin's Daughter - YouTube[/ame]
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHmiiggsUHQ]Countdown with Keith Olbermann-Sarah Palin a delusional lunatic 6-12-09 (Part 1 of 4) - YouTube[/ame]

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I met David Letterman's Mom after a Sunday Service in the Second Presbytarian Church, on Meridian Street in Indianapolis, IN.

Poor lady was clearly uncomfortable talking about her son.

No wonder, she was and is a decent human being, but unfortunately, her son is scum.

I never met Keith Olbermann's Mom. He probably doesn't have one, being a malignant and cancerous growth on the mainly healthy body of human society.
 
All of these Zombies flock the thread to mock and show anger over a joke yet will throw up John Stewart all day long , David Letterman who called Sarah Palins daughter a whore.. that was funny, remember?

LIARS, HYPOCRITES..
You hit the pinpricks on the head.
 
All of these Zombies flock the thread to mock and show anger over a joke yet will throw up John Stewart all day long , David Letterman who called Sarah Palins daughter a whore.. that was funny, remember?

LIARS, HYPOCRITES.
Yeah....sure he did......

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QVzYAWkKo]Letterman Rips Sarah Palin And Her Daughter - YouTube[/ame]
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRM-XTgeb9M]David Letterman's Joke About Sarah Palin's Daughter - YouTube[/ame]
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHmiiggsUHQ]Countdown with Keith Olbermann-Sarah Palin a delusional lunatic 6-12-09 (Part 1 of 4) - YouTube[/ame]

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I met David Letterman's Mom after a Sunday Service in the Second Presbytarian Church, on Meridian Street in Indianapolis, IN.

Bullshit


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All of these Zombies flock the thread to mock and show anger over a joke yet will throw up John Stewart all day long , David Letterman who called Sarah Palins daughter a whore.. that was funny, remember?

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Actually, it is NOT bullshit!

I first met this group from Indianapolis in July, 1993, on the recovery work with Habitat for Humanity, after Hurricane Andrew, in Homestead, FL. They 'adopted' my wife and myself as 'honorary Americans', and invited us to attend a Mission Reunion two months later. Even though we are Catholics, we attended the service and were invited to join the Mission trip again, next year.

It turned out that the Mission trip that year was to Missouri, to help rebuild after the flood of 1993. This time my wife could not come, but my daughter cheerfully replaced her. We did help to rebuild a Catholic church in Portage-de-Sioux, MO and a nuns residence just across the street from the church.

When the Mission was over, once again we were invited to the reunion. We attended and also attended the service where we were referred to as "angels" by the speaker in the pulpit.

At this time my daughter was quite taken with David Letterman and when she learned that he was from Indianapolis and his mother was in attendance, she absolutely insisted to meet her.

So, we did.

It is no bullshit, Shaman, it is the truth. Alien concept to your kind.
 
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All of these Zombies flock the thread to mock and show anger over a joke yet will throw up John Stewart all day long , David Letterman who called Sarah Palins daughter a whore.. that was funny, remember?

LIARS, HYPOCRITES..

Shut up, welsher.
 

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