Dear John:

[5stringJeff]

Dear John,

Well John, I did all I could for you. Too bad we didn't do a better job on those documents. Sorry man.
Dan Rather


Dearest John,
Matt and I did our best. So sorry it wasn't enough.
Katie Couric


Dear John,
Well thanks a lot. If you'd have done a little better I might have won and still be minority leader.
Tom Daschle


Dear John,
Did my best for you. Sorry I couldn't do more, heart surgery and all, you know. I trust we'll have your support for Hillary next time around.
Bill Clinton


Dear John,
You idiot. Now I'm in real deep doodoo.
Osama


Dear John,
I made that movie for you and you still blew it.
Michael Moore


Dear John,
If you guys don't start doing better, I may have to make good on my promises and leave the country for real.
Barbara Striesland


Dear John,
I knew I should have gotten more talking points from you. (Be sure to dodge Senator Zell Miller). I sure tried my very best for you.
Chris Matthews


Dear John,
You big dummy. My first husband wouldn't have f-----d up like that. And I'm getting rid of that stupid hyphenated last name.
Teresa Heinz

 

[Merlin1047]

Dear John,

You owe me twelve million bucks, you f'ing loser!

George Soros



Dear John,

Nice try. Now that it's over, maybe we can go out on a double date.
You drive.

Ted Kennedy



Dear John

Hyyyyyeeeaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!!

Howard Dean




Dear John,

Missed you at the protest meeting.

Jane Fonda





Dear John,

I found a medal on the White House lawn.
Is it one of your's?

George Bush

 

[musicman]

Dear John:

Why the long face?

Mr. Ed

 

[CSM]

Dear John,
Thanks for the memories.
Swift boat vets.

 

[Merlin1047]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Damn, those were good. MM & CSM - two thumbs up to you both for those. You too, Jeff.

 

[fuzzykitten99]

Dear John,
Just because we won't see each other as often (windsailing takes away from actual work), doesn't mean we can't still be together. I miss you. Hope to see you soon.

Love,

John Edwards
(your little Eddy)