JiggsCasey
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I'll bite.
Dear Concerned Constituent,
I appreciate your input into the legislative process and want you to know that anonymous internet posters have always had my support. You ask what can your Congress do in the event that, for the foreseeable future, growth is going to be scare. Let me lay out my five point plan for you.
1. Take a tip from China. If a commie can grow a free market, the old US of A oughta be able to come up with a one child policy. If you join in a group marriage with a non-producing gay couple, you get two. Free tubal ligations and vasectomies, with the ace in the hole of introducing birth control into the drinking water.
2. If we are going to go into debt, lets get something for it. I want to see every semi-possible virtuoso engineering feat possible. Lets get geosynched microwave relay stations harvesting just outside of the exosphere (doubling as a shield for planetary cooling), mine the thermosphere, harvest the vast energies of ocean and core. We have the tech now to harvest the asteroid belt if we had the long-term mindset.
3. I will pledge to make it your patriotic duty to be as self-sustaining as possible. Window-farming, passive house construction standards, bio-diesel and electric transportation, a victory farm in every back yard.
4. Open season in human genome engineering. We'll put the labs on the space stations in case something goes horribly wrong.
5. Kill a shitload of foreigners. If we can replicate the one-two punch of HIV and civil conflict in Africa across the ME and Asia, we can knock out some of the resource competition.
As always, I remain your humble public servant.
Congressperson,
snjmom
Advocating genocide of brown people not only won't get you elected, but demonized for the rest of your life.