Dead Cow Lecture

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  1. Mad Scientist
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    First-year students at the Vet School were attending their first anatomy
    class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table
    with the body covered with a white sheet.

    The Professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine
    it is necessary to have two important qualities as a Doctor. The first is
    that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animals body." For
    an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the
    butt of the cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go
    ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

    The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
    took turns sticking a finger in he butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.

    When everyone had finished, the Professor looked a them and said, "The
    second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
    finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.
    Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."
     
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    Dr.House Lives on in syndication!

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    Reminds me of this:

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGGLq_vG1Gc[/ame]
     
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    I love dead cow jokes...:lol:
     
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    saltshaker Im over what damn hill?

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    Those kinds of things just aren't funny!................[​IMG] they're really not! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     

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