comics are always bitching about other comics stealing their material. tough shit. imitation is a form of flattery. there are a few lines i steal here and there. i'm especially fond of george carlin, tom lehrer and lenny bruce. apparently del and liability like lenny bruce too, as they both had positive comments when i used his celibate crack in another thread. i wanted to start a thread to pump some gems from our dead comedians in here and i wasn't sure which forum to use. is this it? if not please move this to where we can rehash the best of the dead funny people.