Daylight Savings Time is a hoax!

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    Daylight Savings Time is a hoax! Fake News! The government can't tell me what time it is. Time change conspiracy truthers be damned. Only God can change the time!!
     
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    I'd rather stay on DST year round. I hate the spring forward change, and would prefer to have the extra hour of light in the evenings during the depths of winter.
     
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    Fake News!
     
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    One of the benefits of living in Arizona is ignoring the silly practice of Daylight Savings Time.
     
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    Okay TheProgressivePatriot you got me on this one, too.
    How about under "conspiracy theory"
    Are you applying for a job with the Onion?
    If so, we can move your writing samples to Satire.
    Maybe you can develop a following there, and get paid to "make people look!"
     
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    Commie
     
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    Ok sure


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    Your unAmerican scuzziness sickens all decent, clean, moral, patriotic citizens.

    America for REAL Americans!

    Know what we mean?
     
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    Has anyone noticed that when the government borrows an hour from us in the Spring, that they don't pay us any interest on it when they return it in the Fall? My guess is that the government is loaning that time out to foreign countries, collecting interest in the form of minutes, and keeping them somewhere!
     
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    What the hell are you blathering about and who is it directed at Bubba?
     

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