David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons to Vote Democrat

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    1. I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.


    2. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companys' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.


    3. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.


    4. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.


    5. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

    I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.


    6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.


    7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.


    8. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should NOT be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

    9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.


    AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY I VOTED DEMOCRAT:


    10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions for their oil, to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.
     
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    chesswarsnow "SASQUATCH IS WATCHING"

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    Sorry bout that,


    1. That just about wraps it up,...could of squeezed in something about Al Gore and global warming thou.


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    SirJamesofTexas
     
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    David Letterman? Sounds more like David Duke. Also number one items are usually preceded by a 1 rather than a ten, just sayin'.
     
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    First off, the top ten list is written from number 10 to number 1, Stupid.
     
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    11. I voted democrat because I want to be rewarded for my skin color
     
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    Vote Democrap if you are insane, stupid or lazy...and feel weak and inferior to others.
     
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    Well, that was the FIRST sign. The second one is that anyone who knows Letterman will realize he doesn't talk that way. Ever.
     
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    ah...the 'intellectual left' speaking....:cuckoo:

    who's David Letterman anyway....? oh that's right....some late show hack....THAT HE'S MAKING FUN OF....

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    And the #1 reason I know that that wasn't written by David Letterman is:

    Letterman is a left wing hack former funnyman.
     
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    Letterman....Ball State grad, enough said about his lack of intelligence.
     

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