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Lyrics to parody song done!
It's sung to "One Night In Bangkok" by Murray Head. Recording coming soon!
Lyrics:
NEWS REPORTER:
In other news, David Carradine of Kung Fu fame was found dead in the closet of his hotel room in Bangkok with a shoelace tied around his neck and his penis. The death has been ruled accidental...
COMPANY:
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
THE AMERICAN:
Bangkok, Oriental city
And the city don't know what the city is yet
The creme de la creme of the perv world and a
Show with everything but David Carradine
Time flies -- doesn't seem a minute
Since the kung fu show had grasshopper in it
All change -- don't you know that when you
Play at this level it's no ordinary venue
It's ropes -- or the leather -- or handcuffs -- or --
or shoelaces!!
COMPANY:
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
THE AMERICAN:
One town's very like another
When your rope's tied around yer penis, brother
COMPANY:
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city
THE AMERICAN:
Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town --
COMPANY:
Tea, girls, warm, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite
THE AMERICAN:
Get Tied! You're talking bout a dude
Who died doing what he loved to do!
He got his kicks below the waistline, sunshine
COMPANY:
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
THE MYTHBUSTERS:
We have determined that the myth is confirmed -- you CAN die masturbating while choking yourself. We recommend you do NOT try this at home. The shamwow guy does this, do you want to be like him?
THE AMERICAN:
Too bad, there wasn't a witness
To his ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would the
Shoelace around his penis brotha...
And thank God I'm only hearing this crap -- not seeing it --
I better not see you guys playing
With ropes and strings, masturbating
I bet, you watch, I would just shoot you
But the strings we use would not quite suit you
So you better go back to your bars, your wives, your massage
parlours --
COMPANY:
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
It's sung to "One Night In Bangkok" by Murray Head. Recording coming soon!
Lyrics:
NEWS REPORTER:
In other news, David Carradine of Kung Fu fame was found dead in the closet of his hotel room in Bangkok with a shoelace tied around his neck and his penis. The death has been ruled accidental...
COMPANY:
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
THE AMERICAN:
Bangkok, Oriental city
And the city don't know what the city is yet
The creme de la creme of the perv world and a
Show with everything but David Carradine
Time flies -- doesn't seem a minute
Since the kung fu show had grasshopper in it
All change -- don't you know that when you
Play at this level it's no ordinary venue
It's ropes -- or the leather -- or handcuffs -- or --
or shoelaces!!
COMPANY:
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
THE AMERICAN:
One town's very like another
When your rope's tied around yer penis, brother
COMPANY:
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city
THE AMERICAN:
Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town --
COMPANY:
Tea, girls, warm, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite
THE AMERICAN:
Get Tied! You're talking bout a dude
Who died doing what he loved to do!
He got his kicks below the waistline, sunshine
COMPANY:
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
THE MYTHBUSTERS:
We have determined that the myth is confirmed -- you CAN die masturbating while choking yourself. We recommend you do NOT try this at home. The shamwow guy does this, do you want to be like him?
THE AMERICAN:
Too bad, there wasn't a witness
To his ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would the
Shoelace around his penis brotha...
And thank God I'm only hearing this crap -- not seeing it --
I better not see you guys playing
With ropes and strings, masturbating
I bet, you watch, I would just shoot you
But the strings we use would not quite suit you
So you better go back to your bars, your wives, your massage
parlours --
COMPANY:
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
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