Dante's Inferno Test

[Sandy73]

Originally posted by sitarro
I am also looking at living out eternity on level 2 , I wonder if their is something I can do to earn extra credit . Maybe if I give the next street beggar I run into a sixpack , who knows , that could bump me up to purgatory. :alco:

Ha ha maybe if I stop looking at Porn to post on the board such as fatties and other shocking porn material, I'll get bumped up to the Big Pearlie Gates !!


:hail:

 

[Johnney]

ima have martha stuart decorate for me!

 

[Sandy73]

And Diana Ross can sing for you !! :

 

[nbdysfu]

<b>The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to <i>the First Level of Hell - Limbo!</i></b><br>Here is how you matched up against all the levels:<br><table cellspacing="1" style="margin: 5px; background-color: #000000; border: none; font: 10pt arial, verdana, 'sans serif';"><tr style="font: bold 12pt arial, verdana, 'sans serif'; text-align: center; color: #ffffff; background-color: #333333;"><th><b>Level</b></th><th><b>Score</b></th></tr><tr style="background-color: #220033; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#0" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Purgatory</a></b> (Repenting Believers)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very Low</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #110022; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#1" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 1 - Limbo</a></b> (Virtuous Non-Believers)</td><td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very High</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #220011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#2" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 2</a></b> (Lustful)</td><td style="color: #aa33aa; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Moderate</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #330011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#3" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 3</a></b> (Gluttonous)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very Low</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #440011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#4" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 4</a></b> (Prodigal and Avaricious)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Very Low</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #550011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#5" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 5</a></b> (Wrathful and Gloomy)</td><td style="color: #4466dd; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Low</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #660011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#6" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 6 - The City of Dis</a></b> (Heretics)</td><td style="color: #aa33aa; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Moderate</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #770011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#7" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 7</a></b> (Violent)</td><td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>High</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #880011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#8" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 8- the Malebolge</a></b> (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)</td><td style="color: #aa33aa; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Moderate</b></td></tr><tr style="background-color: #990011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;"><b><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html#9" style="color: #ff3344; text-decoration: underline;">Level 9 - Cocytus</a></b> (Treacherous)</td><td style="color: #4466dd; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;"><b>Low</b></td></tr></table><br><b>Take the <a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv">Dante's Inferno Hell Test</a></b>

 

[Johnney]

all you first and second levelers are SISSIES!!!

 

[sitarro]

Hey nbdysfu ,
Moderate in the lustful category but high in the violence ? Maybe if you would indulge in a little porn every now and again you wouldn't feel a need to be so violent . You might want to try ordering a good steak , rare , with a smothered baked potato . Finish that off with some bananas foster and some Baileys and coffee . That might bring you down to a respectful level with the rest of us without having to kill someone.

 

[nbdysfu]

Level 7

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Well I hope the seventh is quite pleasant for those who are not sissies. : If not I have advice on how to combat the raining fire :dev1:

 

[Jmarie]

Ok I don't know why I got thrown into level 7? I'm a nice little girl who does nothing wrong. I think it was wrong or something like that. God knows if he puts me in hell i would take it over and put bathrooms and ac in it. so i don't understand. so if you all want a great party come on down the water is warm and the sky is the brightest red you have ever seen..I have beer for everyone.. :dev1:

 

[Johnney]

Originally posted by nbdysfu
Well I hope the seventh is quite pleasant for those who are not sissies. : If not I have advice on how to combat the raining fire :dev1:

dont be putting the flames out!!! the hotter the better!

 

[nbdysfu]

Originally posted by sitarro
Hey nbdysfu ,
Moderate in the lustful category but high in the violence ? Maybe if you would indulge in a little porn every now and again you wouldn't feel a need to be so violent . You might want to try ordering a good steak , rare , with a smothered baked potato . Finish that off with some bananas foster and some Baileys and coffee . That might bring you down to a respectful level with the rest of us without having to kill someone.

Yes that's a thought. Aristotle and green meadows are nice and all but it would be nice to frequent between first and second. Eternal boredom. Problem is I don't smoke and have never liked drinking, except occasionally; I do like a good game of mushroom or asshole. I did admit on the test to indulging in the porn though although I haven't done that in a few either.

dont be putting the flames out!!! the hotter the better!

Kitchen's too hot for me. I'll get Pericles or whoever to send some greek fire down for you.