There's this lizard walking through the forest and he sees a koala bear up in a tree. "What'cha doin'?" inquires the lizard. "I'm sittin' up here smokin' a joint" responded the koala, "you want to join me, come on up." So the lizard crawled up into the tree and proceeded to get all fucked up and then after a bit said, "I've got cottonmouth pretty bad, I'ma gonna go down to the creek and get some water." The lizard wandered down to the creek and while getting a drink stumbled and fell in. An alligator passing by saw the lizard fall in and scooped him up out of the water and set him on the bank inquiring, "What happened to you?" "Well," said the lizard, "I ran into a koala bear who was up in a tree smoking a joint and he got me all fucked up so I came down here and then lost my balance." "I'm gonna go check that out" replied the alligator and he went off to find the koala. When the alligator found the koala up in the tree he shouted, "Hey koala." The koala looked down and said, "Dang dude, how much water did you drink?"