Damn. Officially a senior now.

[kwc57]

Don't forget to schedule a visit with that Irish doctor, Colon O'Scopy.

The worst part of that procedure was the fleet enema the night before.

Were you going to the free clinic? When I went, you had to drink a gallon of salty tasting crap within about a 2 hour window followed by a bottle of magnesium citrate the day before. Once it hits, you're like a freaking firehose out the backside for a few hours. But you're clean as a whistle when you go see Dr. O'Scopy and he gives you some pretty pictures to hang on the fridge.

 

[strollingbones]

I don't get flu shots.

But good look with being a senior. You can get a discount at the buffets now.

But you have to go at 4:00 PM!

you say that like its a bad thing?

 

[Mr Natural]

Don't forget to schedule a visit with that Irish doctor, Colon O'Scopy.

The worst part of that procedure was the fleet enema the night before.

Were you going to the free clinic? When I went, you had to drink a gallon of salty tasting crap within about a 2 hour window followed by a bottle of magnesium citrate the day before. Once it hits, you're like a freaking firehose out the backside for a few hours. But you're clean as a whistle when you go see Dr. O'Scopy and he gives you some pretty pictures to hang on the fridge.

Right! The salty tasting crap.

Did you get knocked out for yours?

 

[syrenn]

I don't get flu shots.

But good look with being a senior. You can get a discount at the buffets now.

I am surprised that you don't, considering you work in health care.

 

[kwc57]

The worst part of that procedure was the fleet enema the night before.

Were you going to the free clinic? When I went, you had to drink a gallon of salty tasting crap within about a 2 hour window followed by a bottle of magnesium citrate the day before. Once it hits, you're like a freaking firehose out the backside for a few hours. But you're clean as a whistle when you go see Dr. O'Scopy and he gives you some pretty pictures to hang on the fridge.

Right! The salty tasting crap.

Did you get knocked out for yours?

Oh hell yes. That isn't even an option they offer. They put you OUT! Unless your Harvey Fierstein, you want to be out.

 

[Ringel05]

I don't get flu shots.

But good look with being a senior. You can get a discount at the buffets now.

I am surprised that you don't, considering you work in health care.

After the first year you'd be surprised how seldom health care workers get sick.

 

[L.K.Eder]

Don't forget to schedule a visit with that Irish doctor, Colon O'Scopy.

No way.

too busy yelling at "suspicious" clouds, huh?