NYC's Times Square Evacuated in Bomb Scare - ABC News OK, so we all know the story by this point.... So we have a very crude incendiary device, probably made by some uneducated jackass it seems (it's going to burn like a motherfucker, but not really pack very much of an explosive punch...way to go dumbass, you can't even make a 6th grade level bomb...but I digress). The police have rightly closed off the area looking for clues. This is a serious situation and this nut-job needs to be captured before he hurts someone...most likely himself, right? Anyway, police doing their job, and at the end of the article... JESUS FUCKED UP CHRIST WITH A BLOODY MARY!!! You selfish, self-centered douchebag oblivious asshole!! Do you not get how serious this actually is?? All you care about is watching some washed up actor recite the same lines that they have for the past 400 days in pancake makeup and sweating so hard he smells like a water buffalo? That damn tourist is probably 40 pounds overweight with a goddamn fanny pack around his middle, towing 2 kids equally overweight, with cheeto dust on their hands, three wolf moon t-shirts on all of them, whining about how New Yorkers are just sooooo rude to them where-ever they go. Ok, rant over. Just had to get that off my chest.