Daddy's home.

[Big Black Dog]

Everybody been behaving themselves?

 

[Ringel05]

Everybody been behaving themselves?

As usual.

 

[California Girl]

Bite me.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Everybody been behaving themselves?

As usual.

It's getting closer to Christmas. Everybody best start being good...

 

[Big Black Dog]

Bite me.

Sorry. It's only carrots, lettuce, and other forms of rabbit food for a while. Nothing fun.

 

[Ringel05]

Bite me.

Sorry. It's only carrots, lettuce, and other forms of rabbit food for a while. Nothing fun.

At least you can eat solid food. Great to have you back! I take it all went well......

 

[California Girl]

Bite me.

Sorry. It's only carrots, lettuce, and other forms of rabbit food for a while. Nothing fun.

You got an issue with the green blood of the Irish?

 

[Big Black Dog]

Bite me.

Sorry. It's only carrots, lettuce, and other forms of rabbit food for a while. Nothing fun.

You got an issue with the green blood of the Irish?

No problem if it's low-cal and basically tasteless and not much fun to eat. Oh - I have friends that are Irish!

 

[xotoxi]

Hi Daddy.

Did you get your coronaries cleaned out?

 

[Big Black Dog]

Everything I have has been poked, prodded, stretched, reamed-out, or otherwise inspected. They said I could eat anything and as much of anything I wanted as long as it didn't add up to more than what a big hampster would eat in a single meal. Sucks to be me...

 

[strollingbones]

o thankfully you didnt get the 'true death' ....

good to see you back....you had us worried....we will only discuss rabbit food from now on

 

[strollingbones]

there are good things you can eat....

 

[xotoxi]

Everything I have has been poked, prodded, stretched, reamed-out, or otherwise inspected. They said I could eat anything and as much of anything I wanted as long as it didn't add up to more than what a big hampster would eat in a single meal. Sucks to be me...

CABG?

 

[Mr Natural]

Did you get a zipper job (aka bypass)?

They love to do those zipper jobs.

 

[Ringel05]

Everything I have has been poked, prodded, stretched, reamed-out, or otherwise inspected. They said I could eat anything and as much of anything I wanted as long as it didn't add up to more than what a big hampster would eat in a single meal. Sucks to be me...

So what will your two tablespoons a day consist of?

 

[Big Black Dog]

Everything I have has been poked, prodded, stretched, reamed-out, or otherwise inspected. They said I could eat anything and as much of anything I wanted as long as it didn't add up to more than what a big hampster would eat in a single meal. Sucks to be me...

CABG?

No. Back in 1993 I had 5 by-pass surgery. 3 of the 5 have collapsed and no longer work so I'm pumping blood on just 2. That's why they had to put an implanted pacemaker/defid unit in my chest. They did that April of 2008. I have to be a very careful vampire from here on out... No more really good blood unless it's that low carb kind. You know, blood light.

 

[California Girl]

Sorry. It's only carrots, lettuce, and other forms of rabbit food for a while. Nothing fun.

You got an issue with the green blood of the Irish?

No problem if it's low-cal and basically tasteless and not much fun to eat. Oh - I have friends that are Irish!

My blood is the very, very best, tasty and good for you.... except perhaps the Whiskey.

 

[syrenn]

Everything I have has been poked, prodded, stretched, reamed-out, or otherwise inspected. They said I could eat anything and as much of anything I wanted as long as it didn't add up to more than what a big hampster would eat in a single meal. Sucks to be me...

is it a calorie count they gave you, or a low fat diet?

 

[Big Black Dog]

You got an issue with the green blood of the Irish?

No problem if it's low-cal and basically tasteless and not much fun to eat. Oh - I have friends that are Irish!

My blood is the very, very best, tasty and good for you.... except perhaps the Whiskey.

Can you believe the damned doctor told me to stay away from the blood and only have tomato juice from here on out... The nerve of that guy.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Everything I have has been poked, prodded, stretched, reamed-out, or otherwise inspected. They said I could eat anything and as much of anything I wanted as long as it didn't add up to more than what a big hampster would eat in a single meal. Sucks to be me...

is it a calorie count they gave you, or a low fat diet?

Yes to both... Plus restricted salt. Bastards...