Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Chris, Aug 24, 2011.
"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Chris again."
Noop. You can't afford to.
Not a good sign...
Arm of Crucified Jesus Sheared Off by Earthquake at Historic Church
Thursday, August 25, 2011 The 5.8 magnitude earthquake that shook the East Coast on Tuesday rattled a historic church in Alexandria, Va. so hard that bricks fell through a stained glass window in the ceiling and then broke off the right arm of Jesus Christ on a large crucifix above the altar.
Washington Monument closed due to a crack in it caused by that lil' quake.
A fitting metaphor for the state of our Union.
President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.
Bushies feeling underappreciated?
FEMA denies aid to Virginia county at the epicenter of rare earthquake...
Political aftershocks over denial of quake aid to Virginia
October 10, 2011 | Seven weeks after a rare 5.8-magnitude earthquake jolted the East Coast, political aftershocks are reverberating after FEMA denied aid to the Virginia county at the epicenter of the temblor.
Virginia has a Republican Governor. You're screwed.
Just hoping the devastation doesn't screw up any of Barry's future Beerfests.
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