Cute Things Kids Say

[del]

my son came in late last night and when i asked him why he was late he said, "fuck you, dad."

*sigh* precious moments

Wait, isn't this the one working to be an Eagle Scout!


Is there a 'cussing' badge?

he already is an eagle scout.
ungrateful guttersnipe

 

[dilloduck]

my son came in late last night and when i asked him why he was late he said, "fuck you, dad."

*sigh* precious moments

Wait, isn't this the one working to be an Eagle Scout!


Is there a 'cussing' badge?

he already is an eagle scout.
ungrateful guttersnipe

Does a guttersnipe scout come before or after eagle scout---I forget.

 

[random3434]

my son came in late last night and when i asked him why he was late he said, "fuck you, dad."

*sigh* precious moments

Wait, isn't this the one working to be an Eagle Scout!


Is there a 'cussing' badge?

he already is an eagle scout.
ungrateful guttersnipe

I see.

Maybe make him wear his Scout Uniform EVERYWHERE he goes?

 

[del]

Wait, isn't this the one working to be an Eagle Scout!


Is there a 'cussing' badge?

he already is an eagle scout.
ungrateful guttersnipe

I see.

Maybe make him wear his Scout Uniform EVERYWHERE he goes?

hmmm, not a bad idea. where's that tranquilizer gun?

 

[random3434]

he already is an eagle scout.
ungrateful guttersnipe

I see.

Maybe make him wear his Scout Uniform EVERYWHERE he goes?

hmmm, not a bad idea. where's that tranquilizer gun?

At my daughter's middle school.

 

[Luissa]

my son came in late last night and when i asked him why he was late he said, "fuck you, dad."

*sigh* precious moments

Did you smack him upside the head?
I called my mom a bitch ONCE!

 

[del]

my son came in late last night and when i asked him why he was late he said, "fuck you, dad."

*sigh* precious moments

Did you smack him upside the head?
I called my mom a bitch ONCE!

nah, i just made that up for a laugh. prolly shoulda tossed a smiley in there.
he's a pretty good kid, even though he's really not a kid anymore.
he's still an Eagle Scout, though.

 

[random3434]

my son came in late last night and when i asked him why he was late he said, "fuck you, dad."

*sigh* precious moments

Did you smack him upside the head?
I called my mom a bitch ONCE!

nah, i just made that up for a laugh. prolly shoulda tossed a smiley in there.
he's a pretty good kid, even though he's really not a kid anymore.
he's still an Eagle Scout, though.

Now I'm going to smack YOU upside the head you goober!

 

[alan1]

Did you smack him upside the head?
I called my mom a bitch ONCE!

nah, i just made that up for a laugh. prolly shoulda tossed a smiley in there.
he's a pretty good kid, even though he's really not a kid anymore.
he's still an Eagle Scout, though.

Now I'm going to smack YOU upside the head you goober!

Want me to hold him while you smack him?
Please say yes.

 

[random3434]

nah, i just made that up for a laugh. Prolly shoulda tossed a smiley in there.
He's a pretty good kid, even though he's really not a kid anymore.
He's still an eagle scout, though.

now i'm going to smack you upside the head you goober!

want me to hold him while you smack him?
Please say yes.

yes!

 

[Paulie]

My son has had a fascination with Abraham Lincoln since he was a toddler. When he was 3, we went as a family to the Ford Theatre in the District. The next day, we climbed the many steps to reach the Lincoln Memorial. When we got to the top and we were staring at the massive statue of Lincoln, he turned to us and with a very puzzled look on his face asked, "How did he turn into stone?" True story...

When my son was little he adored the statue of liberty.

Whenever he would see it he would call out "statue of li-bar-ty".

Instead of liberty.

He was like two and would alway surprize people with his love of this symbol.

It's no surprise your kids can't pronounce words, what with your pre-school level spelling skills.

 

[Paulie]

Still waiting to hear what nothing looks like by the way!

Inside Rav's head is the closest thing I can imagine

 

[Anguille]

my son came in late last night and when i asked him why he was late he said, "fuck you, dad."

*sigh* precious moments

tff!

This thread needed a touch of reality. Even if you did make it up.

 

[Valerie]

Just wanted to share this one I got in an e-mail today!


A group of children were trying very hard to become accustomed to Nursery School.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them.

She asked John what he had done over the weekend.

'I went to visit my Nana'.

No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!'

She then asked Mitchell what he had done

'I took a ride on a choo-choo'.

She said. 'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words'. She then asked little Alex what he had done.

'I read a book' he replied.

That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said. 'What book did you read?'


( I love this.....)

Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said,

'Winnie the SHIT'.