HGROKIT
Active Member
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for his young
secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that she wanted to live in the
couple's multimillion dollar home, and since the man's lawyers were a
little better, he prevailed.
He gave his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes,crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the
first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried
everything; cleaning & mopping and airing the place out. Vents were
Checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners
were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas
canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the
end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing
worked. People stopped coming over to visit... Repairmen refused to work
in the house...The maid quit...Finally, they could not take the stench
any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut
their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her
the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she
missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce
settlement in exchange for getting the house back... Knowing his ex-wife
had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about
1/10th of what the house had been worth... But only if she were to sign
the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour, his lawyers
delivered the paperwork. A week later, the man and his new girlfriend
stood smirking as they watched the moving company pack everything to
take to their new home...including the curtain rods.
secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that she wanted to live in the
couple's multimillion dollar home, and since the man's lawyers were a
little better, he prevailed.
He gave his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes,crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the
first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried
everything; cleaning & mopping and airing the place out. Vents were
Checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners
were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas
canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the
end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing
worked. People stopped coming over to visit... Repairmen refused to work
in the house...The maid quit...Finally, they could not take the stench
any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut
their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her
the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she
missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce
settlement in exchange for getting the house back... Knowing his ex-wife
had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about
1/10th of what the house had been worth... But only if she were to sign
the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour, his lawyers
delivered the paperwork. A week later, the man and his new girlfriend
stood smirking as they watched the moving company pack everything to
take to their new home...including the curtain rods.
