Cruz desperate.....claims Beto will ban BBQ in Texas

[bodecea]

I am not making this crazy stuff up.

Cruz: 'if Beto wins, BBQ will be illegal' - CNNPolitics

 

[Vastator]

Wtf! Fuck Beto! Aim t nobody goons stop BBQ! What kind of fucked up shit is this? And who would vote for this?

 

[Missourian]

Seems to be working...Cruz is expanding his lead.

Poll: Cruz leading O’Rourke by 9 points

 

[Seawytch]

I am not making this crazy stuff up.

Cruz: 'if Beto wins, BBQ will be illegal' - CNNPolitics

That's flop sweat desperation...

 

[BluesLegend]

That sounds like some climate change stupid shit a liberal would do, freaking tards.

 

[tinydancer]

For crying out loud, he's having fun with it.

 

[bodecea]

For crying out loud, he's having fun with it.

Right...you go with that.....

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Cruz is a constitutional scholar.
Beta has an arrest record.

 

[BrokeLoser]

I am not making this crazy stuff up.

Cruz: 'if Beto wins, BBQ will be illegal' - CNNPolitics

I wonder if this race would be close if wetbacks hadn’t been invading Texas for decades?

 

[tinydancer]

For crying out loud, he's having fun with it.

Right...you go with that.....

He was being a smart ass over PETA serving up BBQ's tofu at the town hall. He according to the article "lampooned his opponent".

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Humor and sarcasm escapes Plywood Pete

lam·poon
lamˈpo͞on/
verb
past tense: lampooned; past participle: lampooned

1. publicly criticize (someone or something) by using ridicule, irony, or sarcasm.

/thread

 

[deanrd]

Seems to be working...Cruz is expanding his lead.

Poll: Cruz leading O’Rourke by 9 points

Beto O’Rourke leads Ted Cruz by 2 among likely voters in U.S. Senate race, new poll finds

 

[OKTexas]

I am not making this crazy stuff up.

Cruz: 'if Beto wins, BBQ will be illegal' - CNNPolitics

Oh boy, another low class, no sense of humor regressive post. You say you can't make this shit up, yet you're doing a fine job of it. Now just go away. LMAO

.

 

[Freiheit]

BBQ tofu deadly insult. PETA just lost beaucoup ground in Texas. Don't mess with a Texans BBQ, chili. or chicken fried steak.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I am not making this crazy stuff up.

Cruz: 'if Beto wins, BBQ will be illegal' - CNNPolitics

Seriously?
How fuken lame can you get?
He was making fun of BBQed tofu and rightfully so.
I wouldnt feed that shit to my Dogs!

 

[Crixus]

Wtf! Fuck Beto! Aim t nobody goons stop BBQ! What kind of fucked up shit is this? And who would vote for this?

A mic with a Mexican name with a political campaign funded from California.

 

[Crixus]

That aside, if Beto even tried to fuck with BBQ in Texas, even the illegal aliens would burn his ass at the stake.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

That sounds like some climate change stupid shit a liberal would do, freaking tards.

You closer to the truth than you think....
Libs in Austin are bitching about the smoke from arguably the best BBQ joint in the Country.

Will Austin Proposal to 'Control' Barbecue Cause Beloved Food Scene to Go Up in Smoke?

 

[Crixus]

That sounds like some climate change stupid shit a liberal would do, freaking tards.

You closer to the truth than you think....
Libs in Austin are bitching about the smoke from arguably the best BBQ joint in the Country.

Will Austin Proposal to 'Control' Barbecue Cause Beloved Food Scene to Go Up in Smoke?

Dude best chill the hell out with that talk. May fly up in fagville, but not anywhere else. Maybe San Antonio. They are pretty gay to.

 

[Crixus]

Except for the Alamo.