Crime at the White House

[miketx]

The president woke one lovely day and looked out the window. He was SHOCKED! Someone had written "Fuck Obama" in the snow and it was written in Urine! Barry quickly called the head of the secret service and the FBI and samples were taken and pictures were as well, and he was promised they would find the culprit.

Later the SS called the prez and said "We have good news and bad news Mr. President."


"Let's have the good news first.", said Barry

"Mr. President, the UA has came back and the Urine definitely belongs Donald Trump!"

"That's great. We can nail that bastard!", said Barry, "But what's the bad news?"

"Sir", he said, "It's Michelle's hand writing."

 

[emilynghiem]

CONT'D

Days later the SS calls the President with more good news and bad news.

"The good news is that Trump's urine tested positive for AIDS, Hep C, drugs and other
illegal substances that will send him to prison instead of the White House"

"Great! What's the bad news?"

"When Trump contacted his sex partners,
Michelle, Malia and Sasha were all on the list."

 

[Luddly Neddite]

 

[Luddly Neddite]

CONT'D

Days later the SS calls the President with more good news and bad news.

"The good news is that Trump's urine tested positive for AIDS, Hep C, drugs and other
illegal substances that will send him to prison instead of the White House"

"Great! What's the bad news?"

"When Trump contacted his sex partners,
Michelle, Malia and Sasha were all on the list."

emilynghiem

You've hit a new low with this garbage.

I remember when the young children of politicians were off limits to scum suckers. But, that was when they all white.

Really pisses you RWNJ traitors off that the Obama girls and their parents are close to perfect.

Suck it up.

 

[emilynghiem]

CONT'D

Days later the SS calls the President with more good news and bad news.

"The good news is that Trump's urine tested positive for AIDS, Hep C, drugs and other
illegal substances that will send him to prison instead of the White House"

"Great! What's the bad news?"

"When Trump contacted his sex partners,
Michelle, Malia and Sasha were all on the list."

emilynghiem

You've hit a new low with this garbage.

I remember when the young children of politicians were off limits to scum suckers. But, that was when they all white.

Really pisses you RWNJ traitors off that the Obama girls and their parents are close to perfect.

Suck it up.

Hi Luddly Neddite
You totally misinterpret my joke!
It's actually hitting on Trump as a douchebag.

Take your projections some place else.
They are wasted on me as they don't apply.

 

[TNHarley]

CONT'D

Days later the SS calls the President with more good news and bad news.

"The good news is that Trump's urine tested positive for AIDS, Hep C, drugs and other
illegal substances that will send him to prison instead of the White House"

"Great! What's the bad news?"

"When Trump contacted his sex partners,
Michelle, Malia and Sasha were all on the list."

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn

 

[miketx]

CONT'D

Days later the SS calls the President with more good news and bad news.

"The good news is that Trump's urine tested positive for AIDS, Hep C, drugs and other
illegal substances that will send him to prison instead of the White House"

"Great! What's the bad news?"

"When Trump contacted his sex partners,
Michelle, Malia and Sasha were all on the list."

emilynghiem

You've hit a new low with this garbage.

I remember when the young children of politicians were off limits to scum suckers. But, that was when they all white.

Really pisses you RWNJ traitors off that the Obama girls and their parents are close to perfect.

Suck it up.

Hi Luddly Neddite
You totally misinterpret my joke!
It's actually hitting on Trump as a douchebag.

Take your projections some place else.
They are wasted on me as they don't apply.

He's an imbecile at best.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

CONT'D

Days later the SS calls the President with more good news and bad news.

"The good news is that Trump's urine tested positive for AIDS, Hep C, drugs and other
illegal substances that will send him to prison instead of the White House"

"Great! What's the bad news?"

"When Trump contacted his sex partners,
Michelle, Malia and Sasha were all on the list."

emilynghiem

You've hit a new low with this garbage.

I remember when the young children of politicians were off limits to scum suckers. But, that was when they all white.

Really pisses you RWNJ traitors off that the Obama girls and their parents are close to perfect.

Suck it up.

Hi Luddly Neddite
You totally misinterpret my joke!
It's actually hitting on Trump as a douchebag.

Take your projections some place else.
They are wasted on me as they don't apply.

That's not how I read but I'll take your word for what you say.

I still believe that very young children should be left out of the nastiness. It's especially repugnant in this case because she the president and First Lady have set very high standards for their daughters and have tried to protect them from the RWNJ traitors.


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