Crazy crosses

[Bootneck]

OK. Let's have examples of crazy crosses. I'll start it off:

A chemist crossed a canary with a laxative and got a chirrup of figs.

 

[Bootneck]

What! No takers?

Oh well:

An expert in animal husbandry crossed a hen with a banjo and got a chicken that plucks itself.

 

[asaratis]

...crossed the border with a bag of dope and got arrested.

 

[asaratis]

...crossed a pig with a stupid liberal and got a stupid pig.

 

[Bootneck]

...crossed the border with a bag of dope and got arrested.

Different but funny!

 

[Bootneck]

A sex maniac crossed a food mixer with a nymphomaniac with a lisp and got a girl who'll whisk anything.

 

[JBeukema]

I crossed an uninformed dropout with an ignorant bigot and I got Charlie bass

I did it again and got a Christian

the third time In got a Republican

After that, i got an 'anarchist'...