Crazy crosses

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    OK. Let's have examples of crazy crosses. I'll start it off:

    A chemist crossed a canary with a laxative and got a chirrup of figs.
     
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    What! No takers?

    Oh well:

    An expert in animal husbandry crossed a hen with a banjo and got a chicken that plucks itself.
     
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    ...crossed the border with a bag of dope and got arrested.
     
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    ...crossed a pig with a stupid liberal and got a stupid pig.
     
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    :lol: Different but funny!
     
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    A sex maniac crossed a food mixer with a nymphomaniac with a lisp and got a girl who'll whisk anything.
     
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    I crossed an uninformed dropout with an ignorant bigot and I got Charlie bass

    I did it again and got a Christian

    the third time In got a Republican

    After that, i got an 'anarchist'...
     

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